Transport Merfology

Theory of Relativity for Children.

In a fast-paced car, time flows more slowly.

Rules of courtesy for drivers.

If you allow someone to integrate in front of you, then:

a) or the car ahead will cross the railroad crossing, and the barrier will drop right in front of you;

b) or both of you will go to the same place, and that car will take the last place for parking right in front of your nose.

Mackie’s law.

When you are not in a hurry, you are in a “green wave”.

Miller’s law on insurance.

Car insurance covers everything, except what happens most often.

Riesz law.

The speed of the approaching car is directly proportional to the length of the pedestrian crossing.

Principle of road traffic according to Milstead.

If you need to stop at the traffic light to fix your makeup, the green light will shine in front of you everywhere.

Law of the traffic area.

There is no oncoming traffic until you need to make a left turn.

Definition of Quarantine.

A bus is a vehicle that is always on the other side and in the opposite direction.

Law Jin for trucking.

Any car used as a backup breaks down immediately after the main car breaks down.

The law of bicycle tourism.

Wherever you go – it’s always uphill and against the wind.

Humphries’ law on cycling.

On the shortest route, the steepest hills.

Law of Yaroslavl.

The distance from the place where you had to put the car up to your apartment grows in proportion to the weight of the bags and bags that you are carrying.

Deip’s parking postulate.

If there are only two cars left in the parking lot, one of them will block the other.

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