Toys

Hopeless position.

1. Kids do not want to share their toys.

2. In fact, the kids do not intend to share anything that belongs to them.

3. Kids are very willing to share something that belongs to another child.

An exception.

The only thing that the kids share willingly and without ceremony is microbes.

Statutory sharing.

A toy that your baby has not paid attention to for months will suddenly become his favorite one minute after another child reaches out to her.

Tricks with cleaning.

1. It is much easier for your child to take toys from him than when he needs to remove them himself.

2. Having been fiddled with toys, your child becomes “too tired” to remove them

3. A child who is “too tired” to clean up some toys there, is ready in five minutes to chase around the block for as long as necessary a truck with ice cream.

A little trick with a big toy.

The more expensive the toy, the more likely it is that your child will only play with the box in which it was packed.

Law of lost toys.

Any toys that your child brought into his friend’s house will remain there forever.

The phenomenon of disappearing games.

The next day after you turned the whole house in search of your missing baby’s toy, it will be found … in a box of toys.

Farce “thank you very much.”

By the time your children are going to write a friend a postcard with words of gratitude for the gifted toy, they will be able to break it for a long time.

Warranty for breakage.

1. If it’s fragile, your children will probably break it.

2. If it is “unbreakable”, your children will surely break it.

3. When they break it, they count on what you fix.

The truth about toys.

The more expensive a toy, the more likely it is that it will be broken or lost to her any interest exactly five minutes after being taken out of the box.

Consequence.

Your children’s favorite toys belong to their friends.

Syndrome “everything is sweeter there.”

1. Their friends’ toys are always better than their own toys.

2. Their friends TV is always better than their own TV.

3. Their friends house is always better than their own home.

4. Their friends are always better parents than their own parents.

6. Unfortunately, the parents of their friends are not at all eager to put another helper around their necks.

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