The most stupid crimes

Once, during one of the scouting events, the policeman showed the teenagers how his service dog knows how to find drugs even in the most unusual and secluded places. What was the amazement of others when the dog found drugs in the purse of one of the young mothers present, who were present. The woman was arrested, despite the tears of her child, right before his eyes.

A young man armed with a shotgun came into one of the grocery stores. The situation developed according to the classical plot – the guy put a muzzle to the cashier and ordered to get cash and put them in a sports bag. The frightened employee began to fulfill the demands of the robber. However, this criminal was not enough, he wished to put a bottle of whiskey in the bag. The cashier refused, because he could not make sure that the bandit was more than 21 years old – after all, his face was hidden under a mask. Despite the fact that the shotgun was still aimed at the store employee, a heated argument ensued, which ended with the robber presenting his rights as proof that he was already of age. Taking the booty, the bandit disappeared. However, an hour later he was captured by the police – the supervisory cashier managed to remember the name and surname of the criminal, which he reported to the police.

One woman turned to the police with a statement about the theft of her car just now. She also said that she had forgotten the mobile phone in the back seat of her car. The policemen decided to check the hijacker’s ingenuity by calling the number given by the lady. What was the surprise of the law enforcers when the hijacker picked up the phone! The policeman introduced himself as a potential buyer, who for a long time dreamed of buying such a car for an impressive amount. The greed of the criminal was overcome by his cleverness – he arrived at the appointed place, where he was arrested. Thus, the lady returned her car, and the police – to catch the hijacker, pretty quickly.

Typical is the situation – the robber tries to rob a bank. Only in this case, the robber was not only stupid, but also illiterate. Arriving at the Bank of America, he wrote on the form: “Finish all the dengas, this is a chopping off”, after which, like everyone else, stood in line to the cashier. The queue was big and moved slowly, while the robber waited, doubts began to daunt him: suddenly someone saw him and called the police? Then he crossed the road and went to another bank – “Wells Fargo”, where he also queued up. Here, the visitors were much smaller, and soon he appeared before the cashier, presenting his demands to her. However, the bank employee was much smarter. She realized that the criminal was obviously stupid and told him that he could not fulfill his demands, since he had a form of another bank. The girl demanded that the robber fill out the document of this institution, otherwise she will not be able to fulfill his request. The bandit, puzzled by this development of events, decided to simply leave, and the cashier in the meantime called the police. The unsuccessful robber was quickly caught – after all, he decided to try his luck again at the Bank of America, becoming there in line.

A curious case occurred in England. There one driver violated the rules of driving, which was fixed by the radar. It is logical that after a while the driver received a receipt by mail to pay a fine of 40 pounds, as well as a photograph of his car and numbers on it. The driver decided to joke and sent a photograph of the very 40 pounds to the police. However, soon the joker came an envelope in which he saw a photo of handcuffs. The Englishman realized that the people in the police also served with a sense of humor, so he paid the fine as expected.

In one of the courts there was a hearing. A certain citizen was accused of storing drugs, but he did not do anything, indicating that the search was made without any reason and without a warrant. The policeman, however, motivated his actions by the fact that he did not like the way the accused had a jacket.It was also noted that the latter behaved nervously, which served as a basis for the authorities to assume the storage of weapons under clothing. The accused stated that such an assumption is absurd, since under this jacket there is simply nowhere to hide the gun. He was just in it and decided to show her the wrong side, taking off his outer clothes to give the judge. What was the surprise of those present when a packet of cocaine was found under the jacket. The meeting could not continue any further, the judge and the prosecutor simply found themselves out of work because of laughter.

One defendant in the case of armed robbery decided to forgo the services of a lawyer, since he allegedly did his business poorly. As a result, the man was forced to defend himself and it was quite good for him until the prosecutor summoned the main witness. They were the manager of the very institution that was robbed. She immediately recognized the accused person, stating that he was the criminal. He suddenly boiled up, began to blame the woman for lying and trying to substitute him, then added that he regrets that he did not take her head when he had such an opportunity. Of course, the accused immediately remembered, began to add the words “if I was there.” However, the jury immediately became all clear. The verdict was passed soon – the criminal went to jail for 30 years, and his main accuser was not a witness, but his own language.

One young man, loitering around, suddenly noticed that near him policemen demonstrate to teenagers how their navigation computer works, where they are hammered by all the information. To dispel boredom, the guy offered his car to test the work of the equipment, as an experiment. The computer after a short analysis gave out that the owner of these documents has been wanted for two years on charges of armed robbery. As a result, children could see not only the work of the computer, but also the police themselves, who quickly convicted the offender and drove him to the station.

Once, two armed young men broke into the sound recording store, very nervous while leading themselves. One of them began to threaten the cashier with a gun, shouting that he would shoot anyone who dared to move. The second robber went to the safe behind the loot. His partner decided, apparently, to prove that he is a man of the word and shot his accomplice. It so frightened the shooter that he threw the friend’s body right in the middle of the store, and he himself fled. The police found it easy to find the second criminal – they became a close friend of the murdered.

One very rich American decided to relax and pamper himself with a box of excellent collection cigars. It should be noted, they were very expensive. That with its purchase there were no unforeseen situations, the mister insured them from every possible accidents, including from fires. A month later the cigars ended – the owner smoked them, and he still did not pay insurance premiums. However, the American turned out to be greedy and cunning in order to just leave this matter – he turned to the insurance company with a request to pay him insurance. Insurers were very surprised when the insolent demanded from them compensation for lost cigarettes, which were burnt as a result of small fires. But fires were included in his insurance! In the English language, fire and fire are denominated in one word, as a result, there was a small incident. Of course, insurers refused to pay compensation, because it was clear to everyone that expensive cigars are already smoked, but now the dodger is also trying to get his money back. However, the client was so stubborn that he submitted to the insurance company to court, accusing her of failing to comply with the terms of the contract. What is most interesting, he won the case. Although the judge acknowledged the absurdity of the charges, however, his documents confirmed his rightness. In the presence of the policy itself, the insurance against the flames and the damaged property. In the very same document they forgot to clarify, from the fire of what kind are insured cigars.The company was sentenced to pay compensation in the amount of 15 thousand dollars. The insurers decided not to appeal, but paid the entire amount. However, they simply did not give up. As soon as the cunning man received the full amount, he was immediately arrested, and not having had time to enjoy success. The basis was all the same insurance policy and the client’s recognition at the trial that he smoked cigars. The company also regarded this as deliberate damage to the insured property in the form of arson. And the client did it, scary to say, 24 times! Now the trial was initiated by the insurance company. The truth triumphed – the cunning man received not only a fine of 24 thousand dollars, but also 2 years in prison.

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