Sports Merfolology

Reminder of the wise fan.

Fools break in first and occupy the best places.

Moser Law.

Exciting episodes occur only in those moments when you are staring at the scoreboard or jumped out to buy a hot dog.

Vic’s law for baseball.

Knowledge of the game by the viewer is inversely proportional to the price of the place purchased by him.

Bob’s Law.

If you are trying to avoid another portion of advertising, switch from one football match to another, on that channel, too, will spin advertising.

Rules of Jim Murray.

1. Cases never go so badly that they can not be worsened by changing the coach.

2. The bad point guard is the one who is on the field today.

3. A free agent (a professional sportsman who is not bound by a contract) is anything but a free person.

4. Hockey – a game where six very good players and the home team play.

5. Anyone who can move to New York will move.

The law of sports contracts.

The higher the amount that a free agent signs a contract, the less effective this athlete will be in the next season.

The McCartney Principle.

The football coach must be smart enough to understand the game, but stupid enough to consider it an important affair.

Termen’s law for inventions.

If you want your athletics team to win the high jump competitions, look for one person who can jump seven feet * (~ 213 cm), not seven people, each capable of jumping one foot.

The law is left-handed by Homer.

If you do not quit, they can not get into it.

The law of training.

Tactical tricks that work in theory do not work in training. Tactical tricks that work during training, do not work during the game.

The principle for poker players.

Never show card tricks to those with whom you play poker.

Rule of the rally.

The only way to somehow make up for the fact that you are lost is to record the exact time when exactly this happened.

Michelle’s rule for future climbers.

As it approaches the mountain, it becomes steeper and steeper.

Frotingham’s investigation.

The mountain seems closer than it really is.

The law of the bridge.

The partner is always wrong.

The first law of speleology.

Never try to crawl through a hole that is smaller than your head.

Gross Golf Act.

Demonstration clubs work only until you enter them.

Bloch’s Law.

The only time a golf ball is heard by you and reacts correctly to your screams is when you tell it the wrong information.

The law of a certain OJ

It does not matter whether you win or lose … but only if you win.

Law of Lavia about tennis.

A mediocre player easily descends to the level of his opponent, but it is very difficult to rise.

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