In any organization there is a person who thoroughly knows what is happening there. He must be fired.
The Stuart Back Act.
It is easier to receive forgiveness than permission.
The Axiom of Vail.
For any character of human activity, work tends to occupy the lowest hierarchical level.
The dilemma of the judicial manufacturer.
1. No matter how much work you do, this will always be not enough.
2. What you do not do is always more important than what you do.
Law of socioeconomics.
In the hierarchical system, the rate of payment for a certain type of work grows inversely proportional to the degree of trouble and difficulty of these works.
If you are able to maintain the presence of the spirit, when everyone around is losing their head, then you simply do not understand the problem.
It is easier to criticize than to correct.
Asking stupid questions is easier than fixing stupid mistakes.
The Law of Brintnollah.
If you received two conflicting orders, obey both.
Law of the City.
Always act exactly as your boss would if he knew what he was talking about.
The first trap for a genius.
No boss will keep a subordinate who is always right.
Theory of selective supervision.
That only once in a day when you allowed yourself to lean back in your chair and relax, it turns out the only time when your boss passes through the office.
Do not be irreplaceable. If you can not be replaced, it is impossible to raise in office.
The Toll Law.
Each faith always corresponds to an equal and opposite directed distrust.
Basic truths of management.
1. Before acting, think – because money is not being spent.
2. All the good that is in management is the expression of one great idea.
3. No leader will waste his efforts to prove his own wrong.
4. If you need complex calculations to justify some actions, discard them.
Rubenstein’s law on punctuality.
Being punctual means only that your mistake will be made on time.
The Law of God.
The one who doubts is probably right.
The chances of any person to do any work are inversely proportional to the number of others who can do it instead.
To postpone what you do not want to do, there is no better time than right now.
Law of Hardin.
It’s simply impossible to do anything.