Murphy’s Laws on Experts

The law of expert science.

The solution to any parenting problem depends on which expert you contact.

The curse of major experts.

Why is it that most psychologists you know have children who are dusted? Why is it that most priests and rabbis, whom you know, always have children with any criminal inclinations?

The power of the printed word.

The effectiveness of your favorite book on the education of children’s discipline increases when you threatenly brandish it in the air, trying to drive your trapped offender off to his bedroom, to deal with him definitively.


Psychologists know better about how to write books.

Riddles of experts.

After consulting with an expert, five problems immediately arise:

1. The initial problem.

2. The problem of understanding the advice received.

3. The problem of implementing this council.

4. A new problem that will result from the implementation of this council.

5. An astounding account from an expert.


The more experts you consult, the more solutions you will find for any parenting problem.

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