99 signs of women you should not get acquainted with

All of you, probably, thought about when, can you identify a woman with whom to lead a relationship – a waste of time? And then a whole moral trauma. Now, on the basis of many years of life experience, as many as 99 signs of a woman with which one should not get acquainted are derived. If curiosity or just common sense encourages you to get acquainted with this part of the objective reality given to us in sensations, then we recommend that you have enough patience, since there are many signs and they are given in detail.


The lady got to know a lot about the questionnaires, and she gradually began to “move off the roof” (this, unfortunately, happens).

In this case, she either smoothes her tongue too fast, or immediately “takes the bull by the horns”. Such a second question will ask about the sign of the horoscope, and the third – about housing conditions. I say again: for me the interest was represented by those women who had not yet used the ads. I had to strain my brain convolutions in order to learn how to calculate them in a fast way. First, they immediately started asking about “bad habits”. It is enough even that they used this phrase in conversation. Secondly, such a person will not be embarrassed at all, but will start talking about everything briskly – how, they say, you live, but what is the circle of your hobbies … I sent all the ladies of this kind without remorse – in the end there are a lot of them, and I am alone.


Unnecessarily legible in men.

Begins to ask meticulously about bad habits, about character traits, about personal preferences, asks any provocative questions, for example: “And when you parted with women, who was the initiator of the rupture – you or she?” This, among other things, means that she has either already drunk a bitter cup of dating ads, or has a rich personal experience, that is, she is “second-hand”. Relations with such a guaranteed do not take shape. Yes, actually, why start?


Financially anxious, cynical ladies.

They are easy to recognize by a single word, which inevitably slips through in their speech – “freeloader” (that is, a man who likes to sleep with women, and does not give them gifts). In addition, ladies of this type immediately begin to ask about the case: “And what kind of car do you have?” In this case, I always replied that I had a “Jaguar” color “British Raising”, and not very new – 96 years of release (here I always let a little sigh). But the complete set – leather interior, full automatic, air conditioning, computer, ABS … That’s all I can not change it, I invest all money in the construction of the cottage, and I’m used to it already. I’ll get acquainted with a good girl, and I’ll give it to her, and I’ll look after myself for something new “(usually a long, enthusiastic sigh is heard in the tube.) But, mindful of the advice of my friend, I never need to accumulate negative emotions in myself, I with all kinds of Intelligence in my voice I continue: “You’ll excuse me, I can not talk anymore. I’m here on the announcement should call. “Thus, the lady is thin, without insults, it is made clear that she is nobody, and this, by the way, is true.


Adores the institution of marriage, passionately dreams of marrying.

Generally get out All women want marriage seriously (often even married women), especially those who in words denounce it fiercely.In our case, she wants to create a family so much that in fact she does not care who she is going for – “if only a person was good, “that is, loved her, children, provided a family … Here the role of men as a person In other words, everything that makes a man a personality is most often dismissed – only what is “needed for the family” is left, and everything that distinguishes it from a certain “grayness” will be cut off daily. But what kind of fuck is it to spoil the life of a given individual? Maybe it’s more suitable to look for? When people like it, they like personality. Well, we should try to find a lady who will love us, not the institution of the family …Some literate author even came up with an aphorism – “a man marries, because they fall in love, women fall in love, because they want to get married.” So the women’s desire to have a family in any case turns out to be at the heart of her relationship with us, and there’s nothing to be done about it. Women are what they are; we do not have others and will never be … Then what to do? At least find a woman with whom you can get along. Any person has some kind of his own world, which makes him different from others – like he loves “Porsche”, not “six hundredth”, wine, and not beer, in the evenings he adores riding on a giant, sometimes something smart reads … It is logical that the girl liked it, and not something else. Then it will be “livable”. Agree, if she can not stand to worry, when he risks breaking somewhere in the ravine, and on returning the flames of an innocent boy with bad words, then, probably, it is better for her to look for another – more intrepid. So, I was interested in a long relationship; willy-nilly, I faced the task of finding a girl who would sympathize with the whole complex of my own “problems” (in part, he was listed above). I did not agree with anything less. If this is not found, then I firmly decided for myself in this case to be content with casual connections. And who did not hide, I’m not guilty …


Her income is more than 3 times higher than my own.

It, of course, love has no limits, but if it, for example, has got used every weekend to dine at the restaurant “Pirosmani”, then how, tell me, will I have lunch there with her? I still can not pay for both, for some reason I do not feel like dining, but spend the weekend separately – what kind of romance is this? And how do you want to spend your vacation? Go to the Canary Islands at her expense? And how does it eventually start to look at me? It is unlikely that out of love for me she will abandon her long-standing habits, women, as a rule, do not like to refuse to live widely, and in this case one of us must give up on her habits. Or I am from a pathological dislike for making money, or it is to a high quality of life and consumption. And then, such relationships are doomed. In addition, wealth generally corrupts. It also spoils the peasants (I did not know a single person who would not have been spoiled by money or even heard of such), while women, with their general commercialism, are even more so. And why should I be spoiled and corrupted?


She is from a poor family.

Mom is a nurse, father is a school teacher in the Moscow region. The elder brother is disabled. They live on 1200 rubles a month. Of them, they buy drugs for a seriously ill grandmother; pay for the music school of a younger sister … In fact, during my “telephone epic” this item did not appear, and you will now find out why. The fact is that in the case of significant discrepancies between a man and a woman – this applies to anything: age, education, well-being, worldview – sooner or later there will be a skewed attitude. And it will almost certainly lead to their gradual destruction. Poverty just as corrupts as wealth – but only with the opposite sign. There are all sorts of zamorochki, complexes … Read Dostoevsky. He ate this dog. Clever guys say that “you need to look for in your glade.” But, apparently, I was not a smart peasant. Yes, I met a very nice girl. She was beautiful, smart, immortal, and most importantly – she really liked the type of men to which I belong. She barely made ends meet (for months she ate pasta with ketchup). Yes, we had a great novel. After all, this bliss – to give a Finnish cream (French I could not afford) and see how her eyes shine – for her this whole condition. But only now the relationship has ended, and it is because of this point (or rather, some of it’s effects). That’s why I inserted it here. If you cherish the hope that your romance will grow into something more, then bear this in mind.In fact, it is necessary to ensure that the novel is able to smoothly flow into a full family life, and if people approach each other, it usually happens. The opposite outcome for some reason is quite painful. And by that time I knew it on my own skin.


She is a manager or a businesswoman (albeit not with high incomes).

The bad thing is that almost certainly she will transfer the command type of relationship to my own person. Can not not bear it. Women beings are unusually whole. Yes, you know this without me.


Had a very rich sponsor, and a long time.

This means that it is corrupted not only financially, with money, but also morally.


It is greedy, or “thrifty”, which is actually the same thing.

It’s not always possible to find out right away. But it is necessary. Try to find out – it’s not Capricorn she (or Virgo) – this is the most “frugal” signs of the horoscope. However, if she asks from the very beginning, as they say, you treat lean women, then this will clearly testify that for this greed it (at least) was once abandoned. And three times unhappy is the one to whom she will get! The fact is that greed refers to the number of those vices that I absolutely can not stand. Both in women and in men.


Limiters and other non-residents who wish to register in Moscow.

In this case, in their conversation, sooner or later, the relevant topic will slip. And the woman in general has something to hurt about, and she also says – you just have not to stop them from speaking out and being able to keep up the conversation. Let her talk – and she’ll put it all to you. Even what he does not want … Chekhov wrote that if you want to take possession of a woman, then learn to listen to her complaints. Women are not used to the fact that men listen to them … In fact, it is generally known that the most interesting girls live in the province. But, unfortunately, to find out whether she loves this particular dude, or his Moscow residence permit / welfare / steepness, the first few years is not possible – women are so cunningly arranged that if she herself has somehow assured herself, then she will be appropriately behave – and it looks almost always very, very convincing. And she assures herself that she loves you infinitely for your extraordinary dignity. Of course, the truth can be revealed, but, alas, it will be too late. My childhood friend Volodya Trofimov, with his usual straightforwardness, used to say: “Why did she come to Moscow? Where was she born, men, or what?” So it’s not a man, and she needs you, not yours, but your propiska Ah, she loves you? You just think so because you think that you are better than others. “It was not necessary to think so – and you would not be burned.” I myself managed to marry a classmate from Ryazan. For some reason, I used to think that a good education changes the female essence. Later it turned out that he does not change …


A kind of “dinamshchitsy” who like to sit in a restaurant at your expense.

They will just have dinner, and then they will sincerely thank you. You will not see them again. Recognize easily – they will immediately inquire what bar you prefer, and even immediately offer to have dinner or dinner together, while adding in your voice a special, bewitching male heart note (they say, after dinner you will try this …). Most likely, most of the peasants are easily “guided” by this. Either the boys act worse than these women, namely, in advance they try to discuss the moment of sex as payment for a treat. Okay, if it concerns a fool who falls under this point – well, if a decent and worthy girl gets caught? How then to neutralize her inevitably arose that she, in fact, is turned into a prostitute? From this it follows, by the way, that the peasants who behave in this way are forced to constantly rotate in a circle of vulgar women who are giving themselves up to refreshments, and then throw out their indignation: they all are whores, all of them … No, brother, you care! It’s just you who come across this …This vicious circle can not be opened by our “buyers”, the once chosen vicious model of relations will not allow me … It was easier for me with all this, since I was oriented to a more or less lengthy romance. I just offered to take a walk along the (crowded) evening streets. Interesting girls immediately agreed, the rest were sent nafig.


She is a “collector”.

Such things also happen. A man needs her only in order to sleep with him once. And the man is not every man, but different in some respects from others – like, he has a class figure, or unusual dimensions of genitals (I honestly admit that all this does not apply to me). Either the announcement of it is too unlike the others – as it was in my case. They speak in a low voice with special (according to their women’s opinion) “sexual” intonations; their goals, as a rule, do not hide. Some of them are so honest and admit that I want to add you to my collection … As I understand, all this is done to show off to friends – well, to prove to myself that it still causes sexual interest. In general, I was a little annoyed that they treat me like a collectible. With the vile sensation that they just want to use me, I could not resign myself – so I frankly sent them. By the way, they say that even very normal and decent women often experience something like that from our brother …


She is married, but “unhappy in marriage”.

Looking for someone else – a type for recreation. This is inconvenient, since a real romance with this will not lead. Forever she will seek home after 19 hours. And in general – what kind of relationship? Will they use me as an outlet? And what is usually released through the vent? All kinds of miasma …


She is a single mother.

In many cases this fact is carefully hidden. Ladies generally generally hope to capture the applicant with their brilliant merits, naively thinking that they will brighten up this regrettable fact. This, however, did not happen in my case. The lady I met was really beautiful and clever – but, alas, I can not help myself-I hate and I do not forgive the smart-ass. By the way, she had a wonderful husband who loves her child very much, earns money, cares about the family … But, you see, she’s very bored with him … I felt like shit, which is substituting my own brother … Curious , that she then called me and even wrote on e-mail. That’s why I most do not like single mothers: this is second-hand. When a woman has a child, she primarily loves him. Then, as a “person close to the emperor.” Then … then my mother. And then, if only lucky … I really need to listen to her enthusiastic stories, as her child has learned to draw. What – do I have mine, or what?


Communicates in a deliberately degrading tone,

which is felt literally right away. This means that she had a lot of problems – in life, with muzhiks, with health. And then everything will be even worse, believe me.


Communicates with a touch of even a slight irony in his voice.

Most likely, a divorce. A lot of shit that inevitably pops up. The meaning of this list is still in what: there are no trifles. Any little thing will sooner or later be manifested – and how! You will not be happy …


After the first conversation, he does not give his home phone, but vaguely promises to call back.

This means one of two things: either she is weak-willed, and does not like to take risks, or depends on some other external factors (despotic parents, husband, external ugliness, and so on). And in general, she has something to hide. Or she does not know why she called. Usually never calls back.


Does not give your phone, but your girlfriend (s), or worker.

Like, through them and we will keep in touch. Same.


Assigns a meeting in a place that is known to be convenient only for her (next to her work, university, library, and so on).

The girl who is called in my circle “normal” always wants to schedule a meeting in a neutral, convenient for both places. For example, if she lives in Medvedkovo, and you – in the South-West, then it will be the center of Moscow. That is, it takes into account the interests of another person. If otherwise, wait for some kind of muck. For example, she has a lot of peasants, or a long time to get acquainted with the ad, or falls under one of the above points, or something else (this is all checked). I should note that if we become on this unsteady and complex path – acquaintance with announcements – then we need to be ready for any mucks. Experience is late that there are no numbers for women. Even the list is not enough …


After the first conversation, he does not agree to a meeting even after a few days.

This meeting is not implied in the context of communication. Usually he says in a lazy voice: “Well, you’re calling.” In every way pulls the rubber. This is bad, since a normal girl fears how curious, and she can not wait to see a new friend. This means that the current one again has something to hide – bad appearance, husband, children, age and all that. Or maybe, what terrible traits of character and complexes, because of which it was repeatedly thrown. Now she is afraid to take any steps … And what kind of nafig is she needed, complex? What, normal it is difficult to find?


Generally pulls with a real meeting.

This means that she does not intend to get acquainted at all – and so, spends time out of curiosity. Type, her husband’s house is not, she’s bored, so she started ringing ads. In other words, she decided to use you as a convenient and free entertainment. Especially if you are good at supporting conversation, have a sense of humor … It is interesting that she does not give herself a subjective report, because she believes that she gives you her attention. Too me a gift … But maybe there is another reason for its slowness. She meets at once many peasants, and you simply “put in line for viewing.” By itself, this role is already humiliating, but, again, this is not the main thing. The fact is that a woman who meets with several people is forever ruined, try to understand this. Yes, their desire is certain, at any cost, to get a family unusually miserable. However, he also has the opposite, positive side: a normal woman still wants to maintain relations with only one chosen one, and this should be welcomed in every possible way. So what else is her soul? Again – this vulgar “conveyor” …


After the first conversation and even during it, he offers to meet immediately, within 1-2 hours, in any place that is convenient for you.

I am ready to come to your house. This is also suspicious. Why is she so hung around her neck? Do you want to solve your problems sooner? A woman should not offer to meet herself at all – this is not feminine. Feminine waiting, when the guy offers. Otherwise, she also has some kind of zamorochki. In the time of my youth, a song was in vogue: “If the beauty on x … rushes, be careful, trypper is possible” -to a well-known motive, by the way (J. Bizet) …


At the first conversation he offers: “Let’s, we will meet, and somewhere we’ll sit” (including her at home).

It does not suit me personally. Not the female type. Just not the one.


Hides his age.

Mention only that “I am older than you”. This in itself is already bad – my last romance with a contemporary ended in a horrific rupture. Alas! Women over 23 know the value of money too well … And what do they, the poor, believe in this vale of tears and sorrow? In human decency? In eternal love? Agree, in money to believe somehow it is more reliable. That’s just me for some reason it did not suit. Let it be better she will not be so beautiful, but with a normal soul …


Generally scary conceals, and this is immediately felt.

Hides the most innocent things: a sign of a horoscope, growth, a profession (except, of course, age and weight) … A normal woman is always sincere, and sincerely responds with sincerity. Women have a nose for things like that. In most cases, the woman seems to reflect the type of relationship that is imposed on her, and we must admit that in this sense a woman is a perfect charm. Of course, if it is not pathological shit, as in this case. So this one is abnormal. The complexes are there, or something else …


On the contrary, immediately, straight, begins to cut the “truth-womb”,

and does it with some inner challenge, almost with insolence: ” Yes, I’m already 27. Yes, height 160, and weight 58. So what? ” Complexes. You will see: the next phrase will be: “Does this say anything about me as a person?” Send it nafig – otherwise you’ll get exhausted.


Too much, excited, with ecstasy, talks about himself and practically does not question anything.

This is also bad. Normal communication is a two-way road. Having started telling a lot about herself and almost getting carried away, a normal woman almost always stops suddenly (they usually get a reflection), and she thinks about herself (or even out loud, which is even better): “Oh, what am I all about myself?” now, probably, think … “And then something will also ask – at least for the sake of decency (your will, and I personally think that in the sense of this sincere reflection, women are perfect douches.) This is very, very touching. In our case, it may turn out to be a narcissist selfish, who thinks you are a worm. Or, worse, can try to conceal something that is hysterical. She can believe that men like such chatters, that is, she has perverted ideas about men. Or maybe she likes perverts? Or something else. In a word, she is abnormal. A woman should be normal. Not to be confused with the word “gray”. But this is my own list, please consider.


There is a lot of “hiccups”.

He constantly says: “Yes, I could …”, “yes I have …”, “yes, if only I wanted …”. According to Chekhov, so say the cocottes. Fuck knows what’s wrong with her. Too any muck. I, truth, personally did not check (unlike most other items).


Can not communicate.

Not in the sense that he does not know how to relate two words. Here we are talking about something else. The fact that she does not know how to listen to another person, how to manage a natural, full flow of conversation. When people approach each other, one usually begins, and another grasps the thought “on the fly” and continues it. There is a special feeling of ease – and, alas, it arises very rarely. And here is another. Here is the exact quote of the pioneer of this list: “It is asking too many questions, the flow of which begins to dominate the free flow and development of the conversation.” Actually, it’s not about matters. She can talk about something else. All this means that something is wrong with her. Problems some, and maybe again, complexes … Here is one of the ways that you can calculate a woman with a bad character (I always proceed from the classic definition that a woman with a bad temper is a woman). In communication she will constantly oppose you to herself. That is, you tell her that, for example, like to ski. A normal woman will immediately say: “Oh, how cool! Lucky for you! It’s probably so cool!” – or something like that. Yes, and add with sadness: “But I never skated” – than will allow a normal guy right there, pouting with pride, to tell her that he has a second pair of skis, and next to his house – a beautiful hill … And now let’s imagine what the soul of a woman should be like, which reacts quite differently, and for an entirely ordinary fact. On the story of skiing, she responds: “Foo, how disgusting! You’ll fall, your legs will break, and you’ll get a nasty cold snow in your bosom!” Obviously, thus, she does not listen to the interlocutor, but claims herself.She does not hear another person at all, completely engaged in herself and her problems. But from this it follows that she has some serious problems with the perception of herself, the world around him and men in particular. Perhaps she is angry at the whole world – like, “I’m so good, but no one likes me.” And here she with inhuman obstinacy wants to make the whole world love her – and you just fell for the arm … Or she has some secret complexes that will inevitably manifest later. And to find them as soon as possible is our task. So: a girl with a normal psyche and not a perverted character will react positively to the story of the hobbies of a guy acquainted with her; in the case of an idiotic character, she will criticize everything for him, opposing his own bright image. It is enough to be pricked up to look for frequently encountered phrases in a woman’s speech like “I do not like it”, “It’s strange, I …”, “I never would have …” – or something like that, to learn how to diagnose such a lady. My friend liked to say: “A woman is already a diagnosis.” This criterion looks somewhat sophisticated, but it is the most accurate and the best. Checked many times.


Provides unreasonable internal resistance during a conversation.

This is also a kind of subtlety, but still I’ll try to explain. A woman is a being led, at least at the beginning of the development of relations. Driven not by consciousness, but by intuition, she usually trusts a man, and in case he tells her something new, it seems to check it with her inner sensations – which in that case, as it were, say “yes” or “no” , “true”, or “false”. This comparison happens almost instantaneously, and the result is that her interlocutor receives the result in the form of an emotional reaction – the type she likes, the other is not … This immediately manifests itself in the female intonations of speech, in the expression of a person … Occasionally, there are women who are really balding, when a man speaks out loud what they “always felt”. The real buzz from communicating with a good, unfrozen something (which is intended to weed out this list) is also that the woman is succumbing to male pressure and, as they say, “is being”. This is expressed in the way she listens to him. Here is an example of how a woman can listen to a man: “Now, when he told Natasha all this, he experienced the rare pleasure that women give when they listen to a man – not smart women who listen and try to remember what they are told, in order to enrich your mind and, if necessary, retell the same or adjust it to your own and inform your smart words developed in your small, mental economy as quickly as possible, or the pleasure given by real women, gifted with the ability to absorb and suck in themselves always the best thing that only exists in the manifestations of a man. “Natasha, without knowing it herself, had all the attention: she did not miss a word, no hesitation in her voice, nor a look, nor a twitching of the muscle of her face, nor Pierre’s gesture. directly brought into his open heart, guessing the secret meaning of Pierre’s emotional work. ” So – this Natasha could hear without a doubt why L. Tolstoy calls her “real” (I use the word “normal” in such cases), and the mentioned “smart” woman (highlighted by Tolstoy herself) is not. Something is stopping her. For example, if a woman really loves someone, then she listens to him as Natasha, and she listens to everyone else as “smart”. That is, words from it now seem to “fly off”. And this is immediately felt – but, of course, if the interlocutor is willing to communicate well and understand it. Or maybe she loves her dad too much? Or, even worse, yourself … Well, you need to love yourself too in moderation, and women, as a rule, are unfamiliar with this concept. Either she still has some serious, often insurmountable, problems … One way or another, you need to look for something else.For example, the type described by Natasha (the passage is taken from the novel “War and Peace”). If you want, you can find it … You will now say that FIG. Have you tried it? You are exactly looking for Natasha, and not an effective high blonde with a huge bust?


Something “wrong” is immediately felt in her communication.

she does not perceive reasoning as a whole, as if she does not know how to catch the most simple idea, and does not support the conversation, but snatches out individual words or sentences and starts to talk about them inconsistently. In fact, she is mentally ill. This is one of the costs of telephone dating – all kinds of sick people are calling too. It happens that she then calls every day, does not remember your name, reacts normally, if you introduce yourself differently (because the whole reserve of funds to dodge such from your number is completely exhausted). I can not call her a “fool,” laughing at sick people is still a sin. Honestly, I do not remember how I got rid of it. It seems he killed, but buried it in the park. However, no, I do not remember …


At the beginning of the conversation, I immediately admit that I’m only one of the “candidates” for her, that she meets with many in general, but she has not chosen anyone yet.

Not suitable primarily because it is cynical. In addition, in the very fact that I am compared to others, there is something extremely humiliating. Actually, such a comparison is always made. But in this case it’s especially messed up. Yes, she is to everything and too legible – I still can not arrange it. Then, there is no guarantee that even if she chooses me, she will stop in her search – this latter is generally a thing so fascinating that even if someone finds one that follows, you can stop only with a strong-willed effort (on yourself it is checked). It is unlikely that a woman will have so much will. They generally like to compare. Pay attention, when you meet a happy couple, – that expresses her aspiring look at you. After all, with the naked eye you can see what it compares. It is curious that she will never admit it to herself-these are the women! In this case, the caller is oriented to an ideal unattainable for all of us, mere mortals … In passing, I note that women who are acquainted with Inetu almost always have something similar. The choice option always corrupts. Keep this in mind, gentlemen! I would rather live alone than to be in a humiliating position so chosen. Either she does all the same, but she does not openly admit it. Type – “yes no, I called only you one.” It is not difficult to find out the truth. He does not remember what was said last time, suddenly stammering among the phrases (it became clear that he refers to the conversation that we did not have), the phone silent in the evenings, evading the answer, where she was at that time … And in general, in communication with her, some insincerity is felt. Something in all this is opaque, somebody let in the fog … Everything is the same as in the previous case, but it still lies to everything.


She now has someone, but the relationship “has almost died out”, they already “almost” do not occur, and so on.

A normal girl does otherwise. She carefully conceals the fact that she has someone, meets with another, and throws the first one in silence. In this way, she relieves her new gentleman of experiences like – “what if my predecessor was better than me?” Well, all that stuff. I was always interested in tactful, understanding women. And you? In addition, in this case, it is possible that a lady in your society will receive a phone call, she will say something like “Oh, and you are not angry with me?”, And then she will leave, leaving you with a whole host of various philanthropic experiences. And try not to let her go if you pretend to be a well-bred person! But if in the first conversation she says that she has no one, you will have the moral right to not let her go anywhere.


Immediately, even in the first conversation, begins to mention the old novels, or generally likes to talk about them extensively, and with a touch of ecstasy in his voice.

It seems that she does not understand what decency is … Yet most women prefer to keep silent about their adventures. And, by the way, they are right.


She is in a terrible depression about parting with her “great love.”

Her heart is broken – and sometimes it is really so (although some ladies invent such stories to give themselves weight). There are, of course, wise people who, sacrificing themselves, with their pride, soul forces and time, carry out something like a nurse’s function. However, their situation is in fact very deplorable. The lady is healed of her heartache, but the clever person is forever associated with her with a period of severe illness. The guy will never be taken seriously. People, beware of such situations! Do people often marry nurses? This item was compiled by me on the basis of some publications in the journal Cosmopolitan, where they directly advise a woman “for the period of healing” to have some “intermediate variant”, throw out all the emotional negativity on him, and then ruthlessly give up. Do you like this role? Not to mention that it is not very interesting to communicate with a person who is constantly returning to the same topic – “How could this scoundrel ?!”


He is divorced (and the joint life for several months does not count).

It is a very successful marriage. But now she was flunked and all the time that passed after the divorce she was subjected to a massive shelling of girlfriends, day and night assured her that “all men are like that.” Everything means all of us. It’s on us and you will initially look with suspicion – they say, but will not you be exactly the same? And so, the poor elect will have to relieve all these complexes, while proving to her “that he is different”, that is, not a camel, reluctantly. And the man is here in a somewhat strange situation, when he needs to completely share the anger and hatred of his girlfriend about her “former”. The horror here is that, in fact, it may not be so bad at all. And after all, it may be necessary to contact him … Let’s think together, what a miserable impression the new haughty “divorce” produces when he is forced (like as in the name of relations with her) constantly to give her assent to this topic. He can not form his own, hard male opinion, without risking losing the love of the present passion. And at the same time and opinions on all other issues. Outwardly, the man, without his guilt, looks now like a typical henpecked man. In my life there are real examples of this, namely, the new husband of my “former”. Yes, and immediately after the army I fell in love with a woman whose husband, engaged in science, just rarely appeared at her. And I always agreed to her on this subject. As I recall his voice in the tube: “Now you just do not understand anything, you do not understand what ties us in. I put my whole soul into it, I made it … Then you’ll understand everything.” And so, many, many years passed, and I understood everything – and even now I am ready to apologize to him … By the way, she changed me even in the first month of her life together. And now, thinking about all this, I thought: why? Why all these problems? Really in Russia there are no very good and free girls who do not need to prove anything and who will not look at me through the prism of their negative experience, but simply? Think about this and you.


Lives with a mother who was divorced long ago.

A loving mother spent all her time and energy on her own daughter, sacrificed her own happiness … And the daughter, dreaming of an independent life, on an unconscious level, is not going to throw this mummy alone in her old age.This means that your attempts to take your daughter away from your home (at least for the night) will not lead to your own house, but to the fact that your daughter will start (not confessing herself) to feel you as a person who wants her to be a mommy of evil (loneliness in old age, and all that). The trick here is that she herself will not even guess about this cunning lapel, for women everything goes on the level of feelings, that is, on an unconscious level. So Turgenev writes: “The most strongly in us, what remains in us is half-suspected truth.” Gradually, you become for the girl the object of sewage of these fears, expressed in the form of unreasonable aggression. And outwardly, everything will look so that the girl will begin to explode with anger over every trifle. Both of you most likely, and can not guess why. What’s the blame, not hatred for you, but love for mom, which is so cleverly transformed into an occasional dislike for you. But that’s not all. I met an interesting and (very) pretty girl from an incomplete family. And then, at the second meeting, she confessed to me that all the time of our conversations her mother sat next to her on the couch and taught her how to answer, demanded to ask all kinds of questions … And her daughter obeyed, she did not even resent! Of course, the third meeting was no longer … My weak mental strength can suffice for one woman. But to communicate with her mother too! Calculate such a fixated on the mother of a girl does not represent much difficulty on her crown phrase “I have no secrets from my mother.” Occasionally there are also variations: “My mother and I, as best friends, share everything with each other”; “I never deceive my mother.” Women generally love to dress their mental problems in beautiful and convincing language, and woe to those who take them at face value! I note that these symptoms are sometimes found in friendly, good families, where everyone feels like a “single team”. Alas! A beautiful family also has its opposite side – a psychological “cord” that connects a lady to such a family, it can be very difficult to break off, and often it is almost impossible. The psychological dependence of your “carrot” on her “ancestors” can turn out to be truly boundless. Up to the point that they will call up many times a day and discuss all the problems. Needless to say, in this situation, any pepper will feel, to put it mildly, superfluous? In any case, you need to be prepared for the fact that his family will discuss the whole family; he will be constantly told what his father, aunt, grandmother, grandfather, elder brother, younger sister thinks about him … In the second year at Univer I was afraid of being in love with one girl; she seemed to me an ideal. Once we sat at her house, and discussed some kind of a world problem; On my knees I had several huge volumes lying open at once (it seems, the so-called “Blue Horse” – an encyclopedia on philosophy in 5 volumes). Suddenly her mother came in and turned to me. I began to make a timid attempt to get up, but I could not. The next day the lover told me how my disrespectful behavior was discussed at the family council; my mother tirelessly sneered at my ignorance. Incidentally, it turned out that my daughter did not say a word in my defense … N-yes … So, about the relatives: and yet – they all can call you. And ask where their daughter is, if she does not return from the movie for a long time, where she rode off in the evening “of the type with a friend.” I note that the last version of the family is still preferable to the others. Because if you act skillfully, then it is possible to cut it off – this umbilical cord. And you need to do this at the very beginning of communication. Talk about human relationships, feelings … It is enough to bend the long and half-witted argument that “smart girls know that real feelings deepen, if they are not told to anyone” (she immediately imagines herself an intelligent girl), quote from Tyutchev’s “thoughts are spoken is a lie” (she immediately starts to consider you an erudite person).However, Tiutchev simply enough to mention – the acquaintance of the peasant with poetry always makes the impression that they are the most profitable, although they have not read anything since Tsvetaeva since 16-you can check it and see for yourself. Then you can refer to the Pushkin Tatiana … The most important thing is not to say the phrase “I do not want”, since you will immediately be imagined as a maniac who wants to dismember an innocent girl in the nearest forest park quietly – and the more decent a girl, the higher the likelihood of such fantasies. And decent girls are all the same … And I’m convinced that it’s even good.


Hates his mother, or even both parents.

At the same time, “for a set” (for women in general everything goes in one set) with hatred applies to everything that is usually correlated with the traditionally female sphere of activity – to the household, cooking, the kitchen … Children also (apparently at the same time) hate. Either her understated self-esteem and the darkness of all sorts of problems and complexes, and you run the risk of getting lost in this darkness, or she lies (so that you do not suspect that she is going to marry you: it may be even worse). I did “hit” the first option. On one of her first visits, she began to prepare her “spaghetti bouillonas” (she was always hungry), well, I asked to interfere in the saucepan while talking on the phone. She sawed me after more than two weeks (and this is not an exaggeration); to overcome this trait of character, had to spend a lot of souls, and all the other forces. Yes, I really overcame it. And still, we parted with time …


The same, but she escaped to everything from the house; half a year lives on friends and girlfriends.

Most likely, she just tired of them, she has nowhere to go and she wants to settle with you. See that in kind did not settle.


Her father is in fact something of an outstanding personality (high-ranking state official, talented writer, famous businessman, movie star, famous writer, scientist, artist, and so on).

It is very simple to find out, you can not even ask any questions. The pope’s name will be pronounced only occasionally and with an ecstatic aspiration; sometimes they can correct you in a conversation: “But how is it? After all, my dad says …” – and all this in such a tone, as if it’s about the Holy Scripture. My beloved (the one who was in the second year, she was still in the first and third) did not even let me see the books in the “holy holiness” – her father’s office, in her opinion a talented poet (no reference to him, however, found on the web). I was “loaded” with stories about his extraordinary mind, about belonging to a noble family of nobles. This spring I bought new attachments for my mountain bike. He also went to the department store “Sokolniki” – there was selling the American water purification system “Nimbus”; I was thinking of putting her at the dacha. An elderly, poorly dressed couple nearby somehow attracted my attention … Or rather, in the manners of the woman, something immediately seemed painfully familiar. Somewhere I’ve already seen all this, but I could not remember where. Suddenly she turned to her husband by name – and then I was struck with thunder. This was the name of Her father! And this was exactly the manner of my university lover, the manner in which time had already erased almost from memory. And exactly the same slightly wrong nose, how then I loved it! I turned the English instruction around in my hands, and I myself looked and looked at them from the corner of my eye, almost never coming off, and the long-stalled feelings were bubbling in me … I remembered that encyclopedia … “Mama laughed all night about your bad manners and spoke , that this is no good “. Former high-ranking officials for a long time considered a cheap spoon from stainless steel, conferring – to buy, not to buy … The head of the family was dressed in some amusing black cylinder with a lurid yellow plastic visor; on his wife were old worn sneakers … Sic transit gloria mundi! So: all this is bad not only because the daughter is guaranteed to be overestimated self-esteem, and hence terrible character.But also because the “hand-finder” will always feel that next to this dad he is nobody. Women generally tend to dominate the man in order to reduce his flight to a goal that is simple for her and understandable – the trivial maintenance of procreation (that is, her own persona). And compare her daddy with her boyfriend, too, for some reason, biologically inherent. Comparison now will never be in his favor. And they will never completely respect him. Thus, a woman acquires an extra trump card for her dominance. I would also note that if a woman with normal self-esteem always (more often unconsciously) tends to dominate both in relationships and in marriage, then in case of self-esteem, this domination becomes the main means of self-affirmation. Actually, women have no other ways of self-affirmation. And then why? On the other hand, as I think, on what fool I exchanged my love …


She studies in a frankly technical university – MEPhI, MIEM, MIREA …

This almost certainly means that she is a freak. Or her “not all at home.” So, in a normal way, all women have a classical humanitarian consciousness. If otherwise … Besides, I am a typical, just-finished humanist. Is this: I’m a humanist, and she’s a techie? Well, tell at the mercy of such an alliance can go out?


After 20 years of being innocent.

The situation here is twofold. Option one. Parents raised her in extreme severity, she expects a serious relationship, but, on the other hand, she can also respond, and then this is truly a gift of fate. In my opinion, which can not be called modest, it is innocence that provokes, above all, an exalted attitude toward oneself. It’s somehow psychologically easier to take care of a girl, give her flowers, walk in a park – if you know that she has not been in someone else’s hands. The second, much more common option. She is a fool with a truly horrifying character, which no one has ever coveted. And maybe, such goats were harassed that it is better to go to a monastery than to be with them. But now she needs to save her face, carefully disguising her character. The method of camouflage is chosen, as in general, all female, the most sophisticated. For example, the advertisement says: “I am waiting for the prince to bestow him with the most expensive.” He took care of himself for him, but everything will happen only after a legal wedding. I give guarantees, but I await guarantees. ” All this is sewn with white thread, and in fact it means: I change my innocence to a stamp in my passport, residence permit, apartment, wallet, his freedom, and what else usually women demand … But besides innocence I can not guarantee anything more-for example, a good, understanding, loyalty, pure soul, and so on. That is, the peasants are offered as a matter of fact a cat in a sack. Innocence, of course, is of great value (especially in the spiritual sense), but it, indeed, such victims is not worth it. By the way – John Chrysostom wrote that innocent girls are most easily suited to trainers … sorry, education. In fact, a girl after 18-19 years old girlfriends will openly say: “For whom do you take care of yourself?”, “You need to enjoy life,” “youth will pass quickly,” and I do not know what they usually “load” . Often in the depths of their soul, they are just jealous – they themselves probably lost their innocence by drunk, with casual acquaintances … (I was told about such envy by the girls themselves). However, if you believe that the last virgin in 1913, the tram crushed, then I dare to assure you are mistaken. In Russia there are a bunch of really good and innocent girls – even older than 20. Often, under the influence of a primitive ideology, they are ashamed to admit this fact – like, they are not necessary to anybody, poor ones. They do not go to bars, they do not differ in cheeky manner … Occasionally they are generally called “gray mice”, and those who broadcast this vulgar ideology mostly: “If you do not want to surrender immediately, it means she’s a pervert”.In reality, everything is exactly the opposite. And these “gray mice” are given the value that you absolutely do not understand at the age of wretched self-assertion, and more and more you begin to appreciate the years after 35 – the ability to be modest. And because they are as if not in sight. And the phone announcement is the perfect way to find one. The conversation immediately immediately after all is felt …


Pathologically afraid to lose innocence (this is provided that she is more than 20 years old).

Raises this topic in the very first conversation. Most likely, she has an ambivalent attitude to the problem: she wants, and does not want to lose at the same time (women have an ambivalent attitude toward everything, and first of all, to men). Her innocence for her is almost certainly the guarantor of a successful personal life in the future. But a happy family can be created without being innocent. Most often, it happens … This means that it has a very low self-esteem. Or worse: a purely neurotic dependence on one’s virginity; this last became for her, as they say, a “fixation point”. That is – a kind of spiritual support, something like faith (or feeling good, that in the female case is the same thing). Then the following happens. All this neurotic complex after the loss of innocence will have to be transferred to something else – do not disappear the same good? We need to believe in something, if there is no innocence now. It is guaranteed that the transfer will go to that hmyr who deprived her of her innocence. Now she will be (equally panically) afraid of losing him. One neurotic education will inevitably be replaced by another. Drive the nature at the door … Sic transit gloria … In short, our lady will begin to terribly jealous of him – even to the lamp post (excessive jealousy is generally ugly, the female is just disgusting). So, in general, low self-esteem is most often manifested, even in such douches as men. In the end, they will all the same part, but at the same time, the dude is most likely spit in the soul (experience shows that women do not know how to part), and in general – a girl needs to believe in something else. In love, for example. “A girl can lose her innocence in the struggle for love, and can lose love in the struggle for innocence.”


She lost her innocence for another 14 years; since then has been living a very stormy life.

Second-hand. Let her get acquainted with the people of her circle.


Has houses of more than 2 (two) animals.

Cockroaches, ants, mice and moth do not count. It’s a bit difficult to explain here. First, it means that she really needs to take care of someone. But one beast would be enough. In the worst case, two. Accidental in fact nothing happens, and if she brought from the street the third kitten (they say, he froze there), then this does not change the essence of the matter – she brought it. Others somehow passed by. This means that her need to care hypertrophied. And from this it follows (based on the same fucking psychoanalysis) that she herself received less attention from her parents. That is, her psyche was formed somehow wrong. You will say: what a trifle, you can neglect. Of course. But not in the case when you call forty girls a day. Oh, yes, I almost forgot: I can not stand dogs at home, even in single numbers … But about this below.


She is too well read (an important note of my friend: much more read than her work or study requires).

It will not be necessary to check this at all, since women who have received an education are so drunk with their intellectual world that they simply can not hide it. A typical illustration to the saying “from mud to riches”. On ordinary mortals, they look solely down on their feet, even before losing their decorum. Believe the man who spent several years among the girls who did not manage to overcome this temptation. Only one and overcame – a very nice girl, my classmate, from Kyrgyzstan (I called her Dzhambulka).And what am I, asshole, then romance with her did not twist? And why did he get married on a fool? It is wonderful that this is almost not the case with men, and this is because we are generally given the opportunity to be magnanimous. A man succeeds in science as a person. A woman is already a person from the very beginning (if she is) and without any science. If she is a fool, then no science will save her … A characteristic feature of educated women is that they somehow believe that their erudition and intellect will inevitably attract men to them. Or, otherwise, these properties are gradually beginning to supplant purely feminine – tact, delicacy, the ability to understand … That same my beloved, from the second year, having just studied the third foreign language (namely French) used to communicate on it in my presence with his “outstanding” daddy – knowing that I am in France almost no boom-boom. It was an absolutely bad tone; it is indicative that both did not realize this. So that’s it. High education of women means that you will be expected from the highest level – and, if possible, even higher than her. Such ladies are best calculated from the very beginning and simply avoided until they spit then into your soul. By the way, Pushkin also writes: “Be stupid, but good.” Bazarov in Turgenev says: “I noticed that some freaks think among women.” So she’s probably a limb. Although not necessarily. So, if in a conversation you hear at least one of such names as Jacques Derrida, Umberto Eco, Gabriel Marcel, Merleau-Ponty, Jean Baudrillard, Gadamer, Ortega y Gasset, Henri Bergson, Carl Jung, Kierkegaard, and especially – note! – Boris Vian (they are captured by all the educated girls), then boldly pull off: you do not shine. Everything abstract in women, ultimately, is neurotic (Dzhambulka, who has now graduated from the Sorbonne, does not count). You will be tormented for a long time and tedious, before they send it away anyway. But remember: if the names of Erich Fromm, Sigmund Freud and, especially, Julius Evola slip through her conversation, and many psychoanalytical terms will not follow, then everything is not lost. Education – education, and strong men’s embrace, this is also almost certainly want. There are other “sets”. More or less acceptable set of names such as Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Tyutchev, Fet, Chekhov, sometimes Berdyaev. With these you can still find a common language, intellectually they have not come off our soil. Though problems, of course, will be. For information: the authors of the very first “set” of special value do not represent, and if you suddenly felt a spark of regret in my soul – how could I not read them, so ignorant and die – then relax relaxedly. There is nothing useful there. Just the West from the immense wealth fell into all sorts of perversions, including intellectual ones. By the way, several times I got on such ladies. It’s nice to remember, damn it! In this case, I acted almost as in the case of the “jaguar”, only the other way round: I communicated in a simple way, more and more about people, about life, everything is simple, everything with a little sense of humor … And then, when in one case she finally reveled in her superiority and began to pour phrases in Latin, then suddenly she began to answer it on him. And then – in the end, frustrated her beloved Olivier Messiaen and Sartre (especially “L’etre et le neant” of the last one, I forgot to put it on the first list), and all this conceptually, on examples and quotations … And then, when she already trembled with delight – he uttered my cherished phrase: “I’m sorry, but I can not speak anymore.” I should be called by the announcement … “Even now it’s nice to remember how she was trampled … The fact that she was reading Sartre – she is a fool, and not those who did not read it, remember this. In this work it is proved that our existence is completely absurd – both life and death … Also, I have a great idea! And then what the fuck did this lady spend time on overcoming this nonsense? To throw dust in your eyes? It would be better to do the saladiki … More than that.Excessive reading in women, as a rule, is compensation for any hidden deficiencies – at least underestimated self-esteem, and maybe even worse. A normal girl, remember this, gentlemen !, will read romance novels and watch love melodramas. And this is not because she is a round and nasty fool, pathologically incapable of perceiving deep ideas, as other, not very distant people believe. She simply lives in her normal system of values, connected with the world of emotions and human relationships. If she is now well, and she has a good man, then this stupid fiction further warms up her sense of happiness. Yes, and in general the mood increases (that any normal man perfectly understands and that he is actually very profitable). If she disappears from loneliness, then this whole mura inspires confidence in her that she will also be all right in time … And this, in turn, saves her from extreme anger at the entire human race (as a rule, women is different and does not occur). In short, in any case, this reading (or series) provides her a good vitality and a positive attitude to the world. That’s why the ladies love films with a happy ending, and when they show gentle kisses in the finals, they stop and stare just like hypnotized, like a rabbit under the look of a boa constrictor. They are gaining positive emotions, and they do not need to blame it. And this goes to the Philharmonic Society not because he loves Wagner’s “Ring of the Nibelungs” (it’s simply impossible to love by definition), but because she does not have a man now, and emotions are now needed – by the way, not without a secret hope of him there meet. But when he meets, he will go where he says – a happy woman is always more obedient. We all know how nice it is to deal with a girl who blossoms with happiness. Is not it true that she also infects us with her fun? – Us, I say, concerned about their male problems (sometimes even very serious – this also happens) … What kind of women will they be if they start “playing on our field” ?! Become so conscious in the board, extremely rational … After all, we ourselves will die of anguish! Gogol argues that “stupidity is especially attractive in a pretty woman.” Yes, half of the female charm is in this unpredictability and irrationality. I just want to say that you should be fair to them. Type, to scold only on business. It may be good that women are limited in something. But how emotional they are … Not that some!


This time she has no special education,

but she constantly climbs into the wisecracking, exposing her own philosophical and psychological schemes, her own individual interpretation of the authors. Quotations, it does not sift, but argues very much. The key words are “I have my own point of view on this matter.” It is spoken by a firm, not tolerating wrangling tone. I’ve never wrangled …


She’s very clever.

Really smart. In most cases, women have some kind of normal and practical female mind. According to my observations, in a number of parameters it is significantly superior to male. When we organized some events with my “Herald”, I often noticed that the solutions it offers are much better than mine. Is it more effective than that … But here we are talking about a real, sharp and strong mind, which often does not need good education. Of course, such a woman still does not invent gunpowder – her creative zeal will inevitably affect the purely biological (that is, the female) feature of turning a fly into an elephant – to fixate on the small problems and lose sight of the whole perspective. However, intellectual communication with such a woman is simply bliss: she instantly grasps everything on the fly, understands not even a thought thought out … There is a feeling that you are flying.However, for more than communication, such women are fundamentally unfit. For almost a year I talked to my former classmate, Lenka, and almost always by phone. Communication was – just super! There was nothing more between us. However, it turned out that even in the case of simple friendly communication a woman will still try to somehow recoup on the man. Baba in general is peculiar to take revenge on a man for all his shortcomings. Thus, she is rehabilitated in her own eyes, what-if … This applies to her mind. Chekhov writes that smart women are hard and demanding. In my case exactly the same happened. Over time, I noticed that Lenka is doing some strange things – all the while humiliating me in small things. Well, then I just got bored … Besides, it’s impossible to communicate with a woman, or just be friends. Over time, she probably wants more. There are no perverted women who can appreciate purely intellectual communication above personal relationships. But a super-intelligent woman is not perceived as a woman! She is perceived as a carrier of intelligence, whereas a woman, by definition, is the bearer of charm. Due to all this, I decided to never talk to intelligent women. In any case, there is a dead end.


She is obsessed with esoteric ideas, astrology, and even generally with black / white magic or Satanism.

This is much worse than the previous version. Now she is zombie with all these ideas, most of which are simply sucked from the finger. All unmanned and sensible are perceived as blind kittens who need to be taught lives – let them not know about it. Key words: “egregor” and “astral”. The most important word is the “way”. For women of this kind, for some reason, always great, wide-open, frozen eyes. In all of its shape, you will immediately see an undisguised bombast – as it should for the elite, admitted to the “super-secrets of the universe.” Now the key names are: Blavatsky, Vladimir Shmakov and Absalom Underwater; as a rule, she will also refer to “one person” – most likely, it’s her magician-teacher, with whom you have to compete, for in combination he is usually a lover. Watch out also if the “Arcana Tarot”, “The Book of the Dead” and “The Book of Changes” sound in her speech. In addition to our heroine and a couple of authors keep “super-mysteries” the so-called “mahatmas.” And almost everything is reduced to the teaching of these latter. According to esotericists, even Jesus Christ studied with them! Type, the first 30 years … It is necessary absolutely not to understand Christianity in order to believe in such nonsense … In the autumn of 98 I screwed up the affair with a pretty girl who worked neither much nor little sorceress (that is, in the salon on the turn-flips). The fact that a woman should have a normal, high-quality mind, I have already spoken. If she is too smart, that’s bad. But it turned out that it was bad if she was still stupid – for in this case she would inevitably begin to build herself an idol … My friend immediately idolized the head of her salon, such as his wit’s chamber, spent 18 years in Tibet, with her mahatmas vodka silenced … And I was completely shocked when she in the midst of the novel suddenly said that the next day will rise very early – they say, you need to go to church, take Communion. She told her so guru – such as power to recharge for more witchcraft … I responded that it was very good that she immediately warned me – I will cook her lean food, give literature with all the necessary prayers (which still hangs around my desk) I will help to learn “Our Father”, “The Symbol of Faith”, I will explain how it is better to confess before the Liturgy, and even to make a bed in another room – before the communion, after all, it is supposed to fast … Then it turned out that the guru did not say anything about her prayers and confession , but to sleep with me before iem allowed. And in general my person approves …Well, I was already angry here, noticing that when you commune in the Church, you need to follow the goals and rules that she set herself, and yet that way a couple of millennia ago, and not by inventing an unknown place, but in general – let her chooses whose point of view is more important – my or guru … Our novel did not last 4 weeks … Same type of sic transit … That any secret doctrine, if it is at least a bit connected with the truth, certainly sooner or later becomes known to the whole society (traitors and defectors among their own, and, indeed, the work but special services), for some reason, it does not occur to all esotericists, and they continue to believe in the super-mystery of their teaching – and, accordingly, their own super-selectivity (it is still unknown what is primary here). The experience shows that such a cheap the bait of a woman comes across very easily … This means that enthusiasm for esotericism is at least an easy form of insanity, as, indeed, any belief in its super-chosenness (this is a stone in the garden of historical Christianity). To put it more simply, all these people are being fooled by slightly stupid people. Oh, yes, I almost forgot. The hobby of UFOs also belongs here, with the only difference being that in this case, wise aliens provided mahatma with higher knowledge. As mathematicians say, “now the task is reduced to the previous one”. In this case, she (ladies, she, however, the task) will be even more than in the case of the first inconsistent speech, running eyes, a small tremor of the upper extremities, a strong reddening of the skin of the face … Well, nonsense a little more … Yes, however, what I’m describing here, all this can be read in any textbook on psychiatry … Also should be alerted if it turns out that she herself is “not at work,” but her best friends are carried away by something similar . Most likely, it was already “pumped up” with the corresponding ideas.


There are also active members of some sects.

The set of symptoms is almost the same: they talk too much about their sect (community, church) too with an unhealthy expression. They say only about it (and about their leader). About what kind of cool dudes there are, what a cool faith they have, cool rituals and “how everything is cool there” (the knowledge of women in any religion, as a rule, does not go deeper). In general, I should note that a normal woman with her faith (or a system of values, or just hobbies) parted, as a rule, quite easily – immediately changing them for the faith or hobbies of the peasant she meets. And this is normal – only on this and family harmony can be based. Actually, the family, the husband and the children – and is for the woman her true religion. She piously believes that in life this is the most important thing – at least for her. And you know what? In this she is, perhaps, right. Until he starts to believe that the same thing should be for a man. As a rule, such a transformation of views expects all women resolutely … And it is because of this that at the early stages of the development of relations a woman assimilates the value system of her peasant (even if her chosen one is a bandit and a killer). If this does not happen, then a couple of long together can not last. Or they will fight forever like a cat and a dog. You can, of course, try to get the girl out of the sect. But for some reason I always preferred “ready-to-use material”. What for? Once she got there, she was originally a fool. Others, for some reason, did not get …


She is a psychoanalyst.

By the way, this is also a sect that Freud tried to found (just about that few people know). If only you knew how furious Freudians and Jungians hate each other! Already in itself, this is a symptom, and our caller, certainly could not avoid it … Here you will constantly lay out on the shelves. If you are afraid to get acquainted with the transport – then you are at the age of five spy on the sexual intercourse of the parents, not otherwise (this is the central point of all Freudianism). If you adore running across the street to a red light – this is how you are manifested …Yes, it does not matter what! To prove to you never and nothing will be. Psychoanalysis is faith, and it can not be verified and proved. Lord, how could Nabokov have made fun of all this! Just screaming … Any belief, by the way, is sacred for its adherents, and an attempt to question it is only anger, and then a fierce hatred of the critic … In general, from all sciences, nothing so spoils a woman as psychoanalysis. It forever loses something very important in itself. Here, even formulated that: she loses the purely feminine ability to feel the situation “from within”; on the spot of this sensitivity comes the ability to place and to the place to quote the ideas of her “guru”. And in general: how many years have you peed under yourself? You are ignorant, how could you not read “Psychoanalysis and the doctrine of the characters” of Freud? After all, there everything is all right about you (it’s nice, is not it?). Your shame is actually related to anal erotica (in other words, you trudged when you were five years old, and now you have finally arrived). By the same token (anal-oral eroticism), by the way, human morality itself is connected (incidentally, from the point of view of psychoanalysis, all this is absolutely irreproachable reasoning). The most insulting thing is that at the same time, “unfolding you” will blindly be guided by the ideas of some western school, and the understanders are often vulgar, and even without even thinking that the Russian person is very different from the Western one (the “Asian gene”, the traditional value system, another way of life, and so on), and many Western ideas are not completely applicable to it. A scientific school that would fully adapt Western psychoanalysis to complex Russian soil, for some reason either was not, and it is not – we tend to perceive Western ideas simply on faith; The example of Marxism in this sense is particularly revealing. Do you know, oh reading these sad lines, that Russia itself is nothing but a woman in relation to the West – a peasant, and that this has long been a common place in the relevant sciences ?! Take the model of behavior of any woman (these her petty vulgar ambitions, this is her eternal desire to sell herself more and constant nagging, so that she was respected and respected, despite her most absurd womanishness) – yes, impose on Russia’s foreign policy … NDA .. Further, how can such an aunt be recognized (not Russia: this latter can not be understood by the mind): very, very easy. Even if the lady is smart enough to guess that you are all this (that is, written by me and not by grandfather Freud), you know, and will keep from pronouncing the saints for her names (in this list there are still Carl Jung and Erich Fromm), then everything equally, she can not refrain from the usual terms for her. Remember: “sublimation,” “repression,” “phobia,” “identification” “super-consciousness” “infantile erotica.” The most important word is “libido” and everything derived from it. As soon as you hear at least two of this list – immediately run. Let her look for the same psycho-analyst.


Belongs to any artistic bohemian.

Intensively (and not from time to time) revolves in the circles of artists, musicians, poets … At home does not appear at all. These people are gradually forming some strange type of consciousness – blurred, unfocused, or something … I do not even know what to call it. They ask a question – and do not expect an answer. Communication can not be supported at all – all of a sudden questions are asked inadvertently, ineptly sharpened, go off on another topic … The system of values ​​they have some kind of relativistic – like “after us though the flood.” In manners there is a terrible laziness and narcissism, and even a terrible arrogance – apparently, from the consciousness of his belonging to the “elite”. They also (both for men and women) are taken to publicly boast, with a son or grandson of a celebrity they slept and what he is in bed. Well, and so on … This is exactly what was my first true love (soon after returning from the army).A clean, sublime and yet unspoiled boy got into the network of a brilliantly educated, talented and witty lady from music circles, who “fell in love” with him safely. She, you see, needed a temperamental lover of 6 years younger … So: she always boasted that she was in love with the third year of the MGK so-and-so (now a well-known organist), on the fourth – such (now – famous conductor) that she had an affair with something (a famous teacher at the Conservatory) … Yes, she really taught me a lot – and not only in bed. Communicating with her, I grew colossally … However, for some reason it was unpleasant when it turned out that I was not very fond of me … And many, many years after this story I called her – I was always interested in the fate of women, with whom I was connected, I myself do not know why. Her high principles that she inspired me, she changed a long time ago … Her son, who at the age of 5 I took from the kindergarten, and who still with me was keen on drawing, now works as a designer, crazy at computer games and Paris … Type, there even the saleswomen listen to Stravinsky … Sic transit gloria mundi … And if I had now met such an aunt, I would have recoiled from her with disgust. And then it blazed like a torch, and its vulgar bragging about the connections with these celebrities only touched me for some reason … Probably, for them, all this is normal. The only problem is that I myself am from a different environment, and my ideal was a Moscow student of the 80s: well-read, witty, with good taste and easy on the rise … Ah, yes – and still loving male intellectuals. You have not forgotten yet that this is my own list and I brought it solely with the purpose of showing how it happens in life? And you should never forget about it, especially when you go to the last of its points.


Intensively engaged in martial arts (taekwondo, karate, etc.), or engaged in them earlier, and for a long time.

It’s all about the fact that it’s not just combat skills – it’s also a variety of religion, they form a certain type of psyche. So: I do not like this type at all. Moreover, there is always a choice.


There are many, suspiciously much talk about the “real man”.

As I understand it, this latter does not and can not have anything but money, generosity and sexuality. Well, maybe even a purely external elegance – a luxurious coat, a snow-white muffler … In a word, everything is absolutely external. Often complains that these men, alas, were transferred, that now in general there is no one to love … It is curious that if I in conversation with her began to complain about the “transfer of real women,” then she would blame me for being ill-mannered … Well, how Well, and she something? Is this supposedly a hint? (this has been verified by me many times). In a word, the women themselves are annoyed for some reason by the talk about a “real woman”. Hence we get a funny definition: a real woman is one who does not talk about a real man. However, she may not rant about the “real man”, but these vicious her tendencies, nevertheless, are felt by the conversation, such as she compares herself to a certain ideal; it is felt and on the questions asked. Most likely, she (called, and not a real woman, in my immodest opinion a real woman is only a young girl) is too demanding and not sufficiently compliant. Relations with it still will not come together. I’ve already had one. Parted with a bang. Now a scent on them for a mile has developed.


Exaggerates a lot about how a man should be dressed, pays exceptional attention to his appearance.

Detailing here can go as far as you want – from the smell of toilet water and ending with the shape of the forehead and temporal bones … Perhaps she has been getting to know the ads for too long. Or maybe just by nature is superficial. However, it can be completely different. …The caller had the voice of a fantastic, unheard-of timbre – I immediately stunned (exactly the voice of my university sweetheart, including even that aplomb). She studied at the Academy of Slavic Culture (I just baldel, looking through her notes), 18/170/60, and self-esteem was clearly overestimated. The set of her interests has been passed by me for a long time already – Verlaine, Rimbaud, Mallarme, Blok, Lermontov … She especially appreciated Oscar Wilde – and for me from the English, no one ever existed beside Shakespeare. However, like most women, all of her knowledge was not processed into something new, but was used only as a basis for immoderate pride, and the demanding requirements for men. She discussed mainly male elegance, and there was something in it that was affected, Oscar Wilde involved … It was necessary for the first meeting with her to dress up as I do not know who, to pour out the men’s “Chanel” … She turned out to be a miracle as good as an elegant hat , stunningly beautiful, thin and graceful hands (since then I have never seen anything like it). She immediately asked to come to my house. It was clear from her behavior that she wanted to give herself to the first meeting. No, you play! In short, I screwed up a novel with her, and he was completely idiotic, because he looked like that. She disappeared for a week, and almost did not call. I could not call her-strict parents carefully blamed the innocence of her daughter, whom she had long since lost; unfortunately, not with me. On Saturday, at 11 am, she called from the nearest metro station, and then she cried out to just have sex, which was insatiable, and adored all the extraordinary, theatrical and spectacular. Then she demanded all sorts of delicacies and instantly she would, in her words, evacuate to the library. A couple of times we still went with her to the theater … The bad thing is that I’m too “fired” for her, and all week I was tormented – where she is, with whom she (taking into account her arrogance, this was completely permissible). Perhaps most of the peasants will condemn me – they say, a beautiful woman comes to the house and just gives it away, but I was humiliated by the situation that I got into her more strongly than she into me – and broke off relations with her in three weeks. However, such options are too rare. Usually for reasoning about male elegance is not hiding Wilde, but trivial Baba mercantile.


The conversation is mostly about women’s clothing.

Reasoning only about fashion and about the rags that she bought, will buy or who were “dressed on a woman in the subway.” Either she is empty, or her exaggerated self-esteem is exquisitely manifested. However, this also applies to any other thing or area of ​​a woman’s life. If she’s obsessed with it, that’s bad. And in general it’s bad to be insane.


Absolutely does not pay attention to his clothes and appearance; basically does not use make-up, even shower rarely visits.

They usually say: “I do not care what to go to,” as if the ability to keep track of yourself is a prejudice. Almost certainly understated self-esteem. One hundred poods, that her character will be very difficult. But maybe this will only pop up later.


Consumes the makeup of flashy-vulgar colors.

Low self-esteem, or maybe just lack of taste. Am I going to develop her taste?


All of her previous novels were with people not of my circle.

If she says that her former hacker was, for example, a truck driver, barman, hairdresser, bodyguard, waiter, or even a bandit, then she does not suit me – we are guaranteed not to find a common language. The same goes for the manager, the financial director, the lawyer, the owner of his own firm … And also – if he was a Chechen, a German, a Georgian, an Armenian … Choosing a muzhik, a woman inevitably demonstrates her value system. She always wants a friend to look like her father, to the ideal that her parents formed … If the pepper sharply differs from this ideal, then the relationship will inevitably soon be bent. Mutual understanding will not.The worst answer for me was that her shot (or father) was a policeman. I do not consider these last people to be human at all, because I once dealt with them and foolishly behaved like a true gentleman. Then quickly came to the remand center for 1,000 kilometers from his home – in Rostov-on-Don. In our cell there was a bike that it was here that Chikatillo had once sat. I suspect, however, that she went there in each cell … I was sitting with the very color of the underworld there – arms dealers, drugs, thieves in law (Lord, somewhere now our Borya?) … I heard the screams of the beaten, They came from neighboring cells and a corridor. I saw how they treated us there. This humiliating morning shamon, when they selected everything that could be taken away – even what was officially allowed to have. I felt on my own skin how innocent people are being tortured during interrogations … “You’ll go with us for a locomotive …” I strongly suggest that all people of goodwill tell their daughters “hard” no “solid”, so that their pathetic kind died out on earth. .. Even do not sleep with them … Let them get acquainted with the cops … So: the ideal answer for me has always been – “the previous hahal – a student.”


Works with real estate (realtor, agent, and so on).

Not suitable because the work associated with episodic but very large incomes creates a situation of constant stress for the psyche. Simply put – in this everyday gambling pursuit of a successful bargain, she probably “moved down the roof.” A peculiar center of dominance has arisen in the mind … Notice how the realtors of inconsistent speech, how their face changes when it comes to a bargain. All people like to get money, but in our case it’s about something pathological. All other types of earnings, provoking financial excitement, refer to the same point.



This is a special article. Imagine the following picture. Honoring a famous ballerina. She, already an old lady, sits on the stage, and in the hall – her old admirers. They saw, HOW she danced in 1916 with Nijinsky. It was their time – both the ballerina and the grandmother – of youth. Yes, that was the time! And what were the men! How they knew how to care! What kind of costumes were worn! How gallant they gave flowers! But there are no more men, and they themselves are already old, and they live for a few years, and some even days. And they have nothing but these memories, and these tears – and they are poured strongly by everyone gathered in the hall. And you know what I tell you – these are high tears. But then a journalist appears. And her first question to the ballerina is: “And when did you experience your first orgasm?” The whole hall is still stony … The general sublime mood has already been destroyed (the sublime is generally destroyed very easily). I’m trying to get rid of the journalist, but she curses: “What did I ask, I’m from the women’s magazine and try for our readers.” So: the journalists are all of the same, impudent and assertive, and few people like to deal with them. they are satisfied with the announcements (they called me in bundles – 10 percent of all called), after all, their genre … Go to any server of acquaintances and see how many journalists there are.And in fact, by their very activity, they are constantly in contact with people. It would seem – why should they resort to kaki


A teacher at the school (not to be confused with the teacher at the university)

This is also a special article, Lord, how many calls they make on the ad! And what’s the most fun, all at the same time. I already knew in advance: from 13 to 14.30 I was mostly called by ladies of one category, from 16 to 18 – another … For example, it was strictly from 21 o’clock that the nurses started calling from night shifts – 2-3 pieces for the evening called … But , back to our sheep (or teachers). Firstly, they are always slightly dull.Do you think we would not be stupefied, every day from year to year repeating the same heap of dumb people? Secondly, the teacher, again, because of the integrity of her female nature, gradually begin to treat her peasant as a disciple-to command him, educate him, make remarks on trifles … Such moments are perhaps, perhaps, decisively for all women, but in If they are teachers, they are especially tiring. So tiring that even in women’s magazines (I’ve been plowing the “home hearth”) they talk specifically, with the addition of strict advice – look, they say, do not you dare to tire … Thirdly, the teacher always needs to check control in the evenings, you can not get it anywhere. In addition (which, perhaps, the most important), the teaching staff in the school, this is a real gadyushnik. All of them, as a rule, are not married; forever they have some squabbles and intrigue; they always fight for the only man among them (usually a teacher in physical education or work). Let us now imagine what kind of character this forms in a young maiden’s character … It is very significant that a female collective is always a gadyushnik, and in this sense the biggest gadhead is only a nunnery (I know from personal experience), but for some reason nuns I have never been called …


She has an unhealthy-aggressive attitude toward the world:

everywhere in the most insignificant occasion writes in a plaintive book, with all sues, all strives to “bring to the surface”, constantly swears with sellers , shakes the rights … Oh yes – this is likely to be tas to carry a pocket scales with you – so that sellers do not weigh it. As a rule, such people possess a heavy, irritable character. In fact, it’s impossible to fix a woman’s character, it’s even a sin to try. Only in its feminine goals, the woman at the beginning of the relationship seeks it (the character … yes, indeed, the very sin) to hide. It adapts itself to the ideal that a man sees in it – and in most cases unconsciously (if purposeful, it is generally finished shit). However, it is impossible to keep such a high level for a long time, and then her true face begins to appear. So: the true super task, the highest, so to say, aerobatics of acquaintance on the phone is in the very beginning to calculate the appropriate intonations of speech, to correlate with them the corresponding features of her character, and then compose her complete portrait, in time to send nafig and not to spend time for an unnecessary meeting – and all this in a matter of minutes of communication. In fact, you do not need to have seven spades in the forehead and a super-duper humanities education in order to do this “work of hell” – and my friend’s example fully confirms this. I assure you: any normal man for years to 40-50 acquires a corresponding insight. If he gets acquainted on the Internet, it is much earlier. At this “work” people quickly turn gray.


Referring to permanent employment, to a complete lack of free time.

During the day she has a job, in the evening she studies. Most likely, just lies. When a woman wants to meet, she will always find the time. So, he does not really want anything. Or for her career is more important than personal life, which in turn indicates that she has some problems with the worldview. But then there will be a lot of problems in relations with her, is not it? It is interesting that she will remember it when she has already learned and makes a career; then suddenly it turns out that she does not need anyone. After all, she does not have any skills to build relationships with men, as well as the most important female quality – the ability to yield. She remains the lightest, which always comes to women in the head – the command. But for some reason, men do not like being commanded. Among our brother there are still a few perverts who love such super-independence. In short – why the hell is she needed, so busy? You can find it even more freely … In general, I should note that softness and pliability are those baits our brother swallows most easily.The meaning of this bait is that, apparently obeying his boy, the girl very often then does it anyway in her own way. That is, its compliance is at the level of some attributes and symbols – in order to show our brother that he is the “master in the house.” However, if I hold the royal scepter in my hand, this does not mean that I am the tsar and the autocrat of all Russia. It’s funny that our brother on these symbols and calms down … Brothers, how can we be superficial after all! However, women’s pliability serves also another, more distant goal. For having demonstrated at first his angelic character, accustoming the peasant to himself and finally lulling his vigilance, the woman eventually successfully begins to dominate. She completely subordinates his will to himself, and gradually, gradually, imperceptibly to himself, turns into a miserable, limp rag, devoid of his own face, his own thoughts, his own motives … Do you have married friends? Look closely to them closely … And yet, the compliant woman is still better, because the unyielding will do all the same, but in a rough, perverted form, with a special cynicism and with prior collusion with her friends. Of the two evils choose the lesser.


In general, it is something superfluous, to fanaticism is carried away

– collecting stamps, computer, fitness, travel, crawl on the Internet, communication on ICQ … All unnecessary in a woman, usually turns into a terrible misfortune in a relationship. But in a man – on the contrary. It makes him an interesting person. This is because we are generally very good … Often a fanatical attitude towards something (for example, if everyone visits a favorite band’s concert), it shows also the usual dullness …


Too often (more often than once a month in 5-6) abruptly changes its image.

Then she wears long hair, black-fitting and not dyed at all. Then she suddenly dyed in a bright red color, makes a wave, and wears everything pink and spacious, and her fingernails and eyeshadow are crimson (the face now looks just like with thyroid dysfunction). Then she cuts her hair and wears some rags. And so on. I was familiar with one of them. She had a roof on the ground of self-affirmation and low self-esteem. I hope that you will not get this …


He does not know how to keep his simple promises.

For example, he promises to call, and does not call back (in the first place this refers to the beginning of dating). Then he does not even apologize. It’s clear that it’s a dark matter – either she has someone else or an unhealthy roof. Or problems with understanding of universal morality, which, in my opinion, is completely reduced to an unhealthy roof. That same friend of mine taught me how to act in this case. If she did not call, then never again call her. Wait, when she shows up. If her conscience is clear, she will call back without fail. If he does not call back, then the light does not match the wedge. There is also more decent. The way, by the way, is wonderful. Especially for raising self-esteem. It’s tested.


It sends the same standard letter to the heaps of addresses.

A fool who wants to solve the problem “hard”. I do not comprehend, however, what fools respond to such letters. After all, thus, we, the peasants, are not respected at all. And if from the very beginning they showed disrespect – then what, you ask, will happen afterwards? Is not it?


Having fastened correspondence, suddenly begins to hesitate with the answer

(it is more than 2 days late), and then answers, as if nothing had happened, and does not even apologize. In fact, a normal girl in such cases not only apologizes for the silence, but also explains the reason – they say, there was no Ineta, the computer was not working, the Internet was only at work, and she was sick, she was at home. She always worries that something will be thought about by her. She is generally worried about your relationship. For her, it’s all serious.And she can not worry only in one case: if she also corresponds with someone else at the same time, and these two days she met with him in real life. However, he did not like it; so she switched to you. In other words, you were held from the very beginning for a “reserve option.” That is – did not invest all of themselves, the whole soul in the relationship with you. So – so it will be in the future. And anyway, if a lady gets acquainted with the ads, then it is specifically not everyone who appreciates each of her competitors. Think! – there are always other options, on her profile hundreds of people a day “peck.” What is it, if not a perversion? In general, getting acquainted on the Net, it is not bad to find out whether the lady placed her profile somewhere. To begin with, you need to ask this from her herself. Type, I’m interested in your personality, and I wonder what you wrote in the questionnaire. As a rule, women, after hearing such words, immediately melt and confess everything … Then organize a search at the address of her e-mail. Or by keywords (after all, she told me about her hobbies). If it “went into the unconscious”, and its questionnaire, nevertheless, looms on the site, then we already have very important information about it – that it, for example, lies. So important that you can continue and do not correspond.


She is passionate about the “scientific approach” to the problem of dating.

Strictly follows the eastern horoscope (and even the horoscope of the druids: he himself read in one questionnaire: “I am an oak bull …”), to every psychological compatibility test there, and even so-called “socionics” – “science” about dating. In it, each person, according to the test, is assigned his own image (usually 2 or 3 names at a time). Type, you will be told that you are Hemingway with an admixture of Beethoven, and, accordingly, you are suitable … hell knows … let’s say, Lady Hamilton, or this, like her, baby Dorrit. There was such a dick at Dickens … She, they say, among the women’s questionnaires and look for; with her, and expects you cloudless happiness to the grave. Any normal person, and even more so a woman (and her brains should, simply have to be normal by definition), perfectly understands that in love there are infinitely many additional parameters – just like the little things in the character of each person. But in fact little things just define everything! (for example, the mother-in-law was a fool). Not to mention the endless number of combinations of these trifles. And no super-duper scientific model to consider them all simply can not. Furthermore. The first and decisive factor in falling in love is the smell. All the latest studies convincingly prove that the more different the male genetic code from the female (that is, the higher the probability of the appearance of healthy offspring), the more they like the smell of each other. And it is the smell that underlies the love. And especially this applies to women – who generally exist at the level of smells, emotions, sensations, instincts. The real joke is that a woman is baldet by the smell of the upper body of a man, but a man … (I think you already guessed it). It is curious that the girl I loved in the first year of the Moscow State University, now is engaged in this particular scientific topic – I recently found it on Yandex. Therefore, “socionics” is a typical example of bourgeois false science, invented by Trotsky-Japanese spies. But it’s amazing how many fools it’s bought! Fools, however, are bought at all very easily. And now tell me at the mercy of what you think about those fools who dream of finding love through any questionnaire – yes, even though over the Internet? After all, the questionnaire is clearly not able to convey not only the smell, but also the intonations of speech, laughter … And why then question the dude about all his background? On the other hand, it became more convenient for us to choose: if a woman raves socionics, and in general gets acquainted with questionnaires, she can be safely sent to nafig. And you can just send – type, the smell does not like it.


In the correspondence that has started, she demands full, detailed information about the peasant.

This means that she does not understand anything at all.Communication should develop gradually, only then it is in high; and besides, what fool, having serious problems (say, with health or with “bad habits”), will honestly talk about them? Finally, in strict accordance with the previous paragraph, any normal girl should strive to get to the phone as quickly as possible, and in general to meet live – in order to feel the first impression, sniff her boyfriend … If she wants to write a couple of months, the most absent-mindedly filled with “eternal love,” and only then meet, then in this case, it is – like a fool, devoid of even a grain of normal common sense.


She refers to alcohol with a special, affective disdain.

And she does not drink principally, and is irritated when others (even in moderation) drink. Argumented by all this, that, they say, “harmful to health.” In fact, the reason is quite different … For example, her father could be a bitter drunkard, and now it has appeared – completely, by the way, neurotic – repulsion (a woman, as a rule, is neurotic absolutely everything). Either her drunk was raped once by her stepfather … So her heredity is something bad, and the character is there … Anyway, just so hate alcohol in a country where “drinking is fun” no one will be . All this, znachitstsa, not without reason … Look closely at it more closely: she probably does not like Vysotsky’s songs either. And in the kit – go and want to get out of Russia. She hates Russians; this is her attitude will soon spread to you. In short, this moment surely predicts a terrible character for us. It is curious that this item was added by me in 1999, and exactly two years later I forgot about it safely and entered into such a person. The first two weeks the novel was really dizzying. In nature, there is something to remember. Well, then it surfaced … well, in a word, that side of her character, which was connected with contempt for drinkers. And in human nature in general, all sides are interrelated; especially it concerns women – beings by definition finished and integral, aki monolith. So that’s it. Next was a complete horror, which, naturally, ended in a complete break. It is curious that for this New Year she, nevertheless, sent me a postcard; the text could be interpreted as a subtle hint. This means that until now the unfortunate person drinks a bitter cup of loneliness; from the entries in the guest book of her site follows the same. And who needs it with such a character? By the way: she still has four cats living at home. Her mother was a divorcee. She was judged forever with everyone. And indeed, according to the sign of the horoscope, she is Capricorn. No, you figure it out: where were my brains? Do they really have me?


Disgusting refers to the fact that people can express feelings and attitudes in public places:

kissing on the subway escalator, hugging the bus, and so on. Constantly in such cases, irritated. No comments, because this is even worse than the previous paragraph.


Does not understand humor and does not play along when it’s bantered over it, and lightly.

All normal women understand that the male trench is both a form of expression of attention and a means of self-defense. And besides – self-assertion, creativity, inner freedom, and I do not know what else is there. In a word, we, guys, are super. And this one’s just a bad temper. Most likely, frigid. As in the previous case.


In the conversation often speaks common phrases, and with some pomposity:

“The most important thing is respect for a woman,” “motherhood is sacred,” “the family is the most important thing,” “children are the flowers of life” , “I say so – the inner world should be in the first place,” or overly vulgar introductory words and phrases: “as they say”, “well, I will say” and so on. Blunt and limited. In fact, stupid (in women it is quite rare – in their majority they have some average practical mind). Probably provincial.Here are the key phrases by which you can identify a fool. On your quite normal question – for example, where she works, she answers exactly as follows: “Is this important?”. In such cases I responded in a sadly sad voice: “Of course not.” It’s good to stay. ” Or, if you tell something about yourself, at least sometimes it inserts: “Well, well.”


He loves (directly worships) Alla Pugacheva and Philip Kirkorov.

Say what you say, it’s a symptom. In fact, wholly and completely reducible to the previous point. Whatever you say, feminine common sense should complement no less common sense.


Vulgar laughs – giggles or laughs like a mare.

Some author (I do not remember who) noticed that the person is most accurately described by his laughter. The intonations of speech, gait or facial expression can still be given some “strange” appearance. But laughter is almost impossible to forge. In it, a person opens up to the bottom. I will say more. Even those character traits that will emerge in a woman only later – even they can be heard right away in laughter. Alas! In women, something always pops up “afterwards”. When you get acquainted on the phone this (laughter, not something that pops up) is unusually convenient – it is enough to make the interlocutor laugh, as you immediately understand who you are dealing with. Sometimes after her laughter and the conversation is not worth continuing. If you want to find yourself a good, unspoiled girl, you just need to listen to her laughter. It should be smooth, clean and clear – how the bell rings. This is an intelligent and profound criterion, believe me. I will say more. If you are interested in more or less long-term relationships, then choose a girlfriend for her laughter, and not for other indicators – growth, eye color, face oval, bust size … I corresponded with one girl by e-mail two months ago – clever , charm, with a sense of humor, is immortal … In the first telephone conversation, she began diplomatically to find out if I have a car. If I did not immediately switch to the phone – then nothing would have happened. Why our brother does not understand this and does not submit ads with the phone – still a mystery to me. No one will come to kill him. Oh, yes, I’m talking about laughter as a criterion. True, by the way, and the reverse: if you want to find someone to just sleep quickly, then look for a lady with an uneven and vulgar laugh. The probability will rise sharply. However, there are exceptions to all the rules.


In the first conversation, he recollects (or wants to recall) indecent jokes,

suitable on occasion, or uses vulgar, obscene words (“penis”, “pubis”, “crotch”, “tselka”, etc.). ). Or, suddenly, she stammers, ready to say something like that. To me in this sense it was much easier – the type of girls that I always liked, does not mention these terms ever. I wonder how I would get out if I got acquainted with Inetu?


Too different economic details:

understands Finnish enamels, types of transformers for spotlights, mechanisms of lockshield locks, firms producing shells and siphons, much better than you are aware of in any fasteners. One of two things: either she works as a saleswoman in the department with the same name, or she is endlessly grounded. In both cases, this does not suit me personally.


Too obsessed with my girlfriends.

Tremblingly hears their opinion, shares everything with them. If the carrot is extremely dependent on their opinion, then it almost certainly understated self-esteem: she does not respect herself and is afraid, that’s why she is advised even for small things, so as not to do anything stupid. However, the extremes often converge, and sometimes it happens that the girl thinks too much about herself, and wants to strongly support this high image in the eyes of her boyfriend. It is clear that the reverse side of this desire is the constant fear of falling from its pedestal (not to be confused with the normal fears of a normal girl to fall in the eyes of his chosen one – here it is a matter of usual disappointment).It is impossible to stand on the pedestal alone without outside help. It is necessary to report everything to friends, in order to check each of their actions in relation to “Him.” Thus, the lady is hostage to a lot of other women (since they are talking about them here) – their moods, their disappointments, their envy and hidden complexes. And she, for reasons unintelligible to men’s consciousness, completely trusts her friends. So the desire to be on top turns into a complete opposite – spreading out before others, and not always worthy. Pay attention to how elegantly women are able to drive themselves into a dead end. And now imagine that the whole pack has been divorced for a long time, disappears from loneliness, and our tsarevna has a man who really loves her, looks after her, gives presents. I know that they, even in the shower, will envy her. As they write in the same journal Cosmo: “How uncomfortable is it to have a girlfriend who is all right, to go to her, to get her soul off: forever” he “either already sits with her, or she is preparing to meet him. the phone, too, now do not call – is always busy.Yes and the soul is not particularly poured – after all, the full hungry does not understand “(I quote from memory). And then (again, unconsciously) my friends will strive to quarrel with our couple. And, as a rule, they achieve this. This scheme (vulgar envy, triumphant in female friendship) – is, incidentally, universal, but for a lady with an overestimated self-esteem, her consequences are especially depressing. Nevertheless, women constantly step on the same rake. As they write in the magazine Cosmopolitan, “men are for a while, and friends are forever.” And this is truly so for those who believe in women’s friendship! Meanwhile, unhealthy self-esteem is usually formed either in daughters of prominent people, either from spoiled girls, or from the only child in the family. Or in case she is on a horoscope – Leo. Do not neglect the latter. And at the very beginning of dating unobtrusively find out who she is on the horoscope. And if Leo, then look closely at the mentioned object. The lion likes to feel like a king of beasts, that is, to be superior to others. As a rule, to achieve this, the Lion woman has only one way – to rise in her eyes by humiliating others (you can read any horoscope as a test). The girlfriends are sorry, that’s why I have to trample down on men. For some reason, it was the Lions who told me that they wanted to spin around in the circle of fame, that they wanted a peasant with an extraordinary, super-duper brain … Here, take and type in Yandex something like: “Lion woman, character problems.” I personally turned out once in such a story. True, the lady was Capricorn, but her father was a famous surgeon. She herself called herself not “lioness”, but “Lion”, which was by no means fortuitous-she was really king. And when we parted, my lady admitted that “all her friends were talking …” And when after a while I realized and started to restore the relationship, I asked her: if we come together again, is she ready for any of her own doubt to share them first with me, and only then with friends. It turned out that – no. In such women, pride is higher than love. Here and so.


Generally does not have girlfriends.

I’ve never been in a fun campaign. Declares that “female friendship” – this is complete nonsense, because the inherent nature of the beautiful sex envy reduces the virtues of such friendship to naught. It will always turn out that the other is more fortunate with men, career, money or appearance. And then what? All this – the full truth, but only at least one girlfriend should have. And if they are not at all, it means that the lady is a bad character, and her friends simply scared her. Either she is mean, she has girlfriends, but she prefers to communicate with them secretly from you. And if she lies from the very beginning – then what will happen next? Or maybe even worse – she has a sluggish social phobia.Well, let someone else be with her. For example, a physician on the appropriate profile. Besides, now I will tell you one very bad thing. Actually, I should not say this, but, nevertheless, I decided. The fact is that getting acquainted with the ad is still a somewhat artificial thing. There is always a risk that this artificiality will leave its imprint on the further development of relations. You always need to be ready for anything. Well, a friend of your acquaintance can be very much even nothing. Do you understand me well?



Reads the horoscope for the next week; piously believes everything that is written there. If it is written that on this day it is not necessary to leave the house – it will not go even to visit the sick mother. If others force her to break the regulations, she gets irritated. He believes decisively in all the signs. If you leave an empty bottle on the table – it starts it on your forehead (sometimes it hits). The diagnosis is low self-esteem. Or a fool. Or maybe both.


Absolutely not superstitious.

Listen, enough to laugh and twirl your finger at the temple. In my deep conviction, in a woman nothing should be too much. And if you think that this is not so – then the flag is in your hands. Some healthy superstition only adds to the woman’s poetry. Think of Pushkin’s Tatiana. Whatever you say, and it’s very feminine – to guess at the name of your betrothed. What can be more boring than a rationally correct woman? They are all already quite right, especially after 30 … More than that. If a woman (slightly) is not superstitious, it almost certainly means that there is some kind of muck hidden in her. Maybe she’s a “blue stocking,” or something. How is it: that a woman should not believe in fate? Yes it will not! And what does she believe then? In the triumph of communist ideas? The human psyche can not do without faith in principle, and if the lady does not believe in fate, she will believe in herself (and then she is a narcissist selfish), in money (here she will be mercilessly mercantile), in God (here she has a superficial religiosity with her vulgar ceremony and unbearable demands on others). No, better let him believe in fate. It is somehow safer.


Pathologically afraid to get pregnant or get sick.

In the first conversation (I recall: it is about getting acquainted on the phone) begins to exaggerate this topic. In short, openly manifests its latent phobic reactions (as he said, he is already scared himself). Mentally inquires whether I am in the habit of protecting myself, whether I have many random connections and what their (casual connections) contingent is. A normal girl should be, firstly, a slightly risky person, and secondly – very insightful, and immediately feel with whom he deals – he is decent or not decent, and so on. And finally, she should be at least a little tactful. Otherwise, how does it differ from a man? We are very coarse, straightforward beings … It follows from all this that she should first go with me on a date, look into my eyes, talk, breathe – and then make the most appropriate conclusions: I will protect myself, or what. And do not interrogate, as this time. If she asks about this, it means that her psyche is completely, in all respects, not well. In short, I really want to answer her questions about the fact that I always protect myself from relationships with such fools. Instead, I say that I believe in a lucky star, do not use anything (“gas mask and rose”), and in general I sleep with anyone, and continue to do so now (that is, even talking with her). I am strangled with laughter and I listen to its next cue already with the “Mute” button pressed on the phone: “So do you have someone right now?” she asks in a very dumb tone. “Yes,” I say, releasing the button for a moment. She hangs up. I continue to laugh, vividly imagining how she now curses “these males” (the story, by the way, is genuine). Still, it’s fun to get to know each other on the phone. Sometimes I manage and relax.What do you want? If you are called by fifty ladies a day, and of them hardly half a dozen deserve interest.


Immediately begins to address the “you”, or suggests switching to “you” in the very first conversation.

At first, I thought that it does not matter – whatever you say, it is now customary to address it, and in general it is purely a formal moment … It turned out that this is not so. The reference to “you” to an unknown person – whatever you say, is a symptom. For some reason, none of these girls I did not like. Not my type, that’s all.


The point is most obvious – drug addicts, alcoholics, prostitutes …

Put it here for the fullness of the collection. Want – supplement.


She at least worked for a while in the modeling business.

Here everything is clear, as it is the same prostitution, but in a camouflaged form. In addition, I am a terrible retrograde, and I believe that a normal woman should be happy to undress only before a loved one, and in front of others she should be ashamed. You, I suppose, believe that in our society it is difficult to find a similar retrograde? Yes, their pond a dozen … Well, then all the models are horribly stupid, and the novel in its classic sense of 70 percent consists of communication. Their inability to maintain a conversation is truly pathological. And do you know why many men, nevertheless, are ready to contact the model? From vanity. And also because sex for them is more important than personal qualities. But on vanity, a full-fledged joint life can not be built. It is necessary to blame the vile Babsky character in every break, not even realizing that the transfer of guilt to another is typical of a woman … There is no, and let’s confess to ourselves in this superficiality and vanity.


Worked (or works) as a secretary.

Almost the same thing, plus everything – I do not like this profession. Plebeian.


The most interesting girls in the beginning of dating, and even on the phone keep up the conversation with great difficulty.

Firstly, because they experience normal women’s embarrassment (they talk to an unfamiliar peasant, and in general, they rang the first ones, and now they will be thought of), and secondly, they are now completely at the mercy of their fantasies and dream to see, as a minimum, a beautiful prince. With time, realizing this, I began to use this criterion with might and main – and never regretted it. This greatly simplified the choice. But this point concerns another. About women who perfectly support the conversation, and at the very beginning of the acquaintance. I met a very interesting woman in communication. Not communication – but a continuous flight! And at the meeting, she turned out to be almost a beautiful woman. And I really liked her very much. But alas! For some reason, she piously concealed from me the presence of her husband and child (meanwhile, I had asked at the beginning). And three of these shortcomings (a husband, a child and a lie) for a woman, whatever you say, are unforgivable. As, however, too much talkiness on the first day of dating. Something, your will, the evil is hidden in women who adore a lot of wine, games, a large society of men, too bold in communication … Such people are either seriously ill or secretly hating others. However, exceptions are possible. Among the women who sat down with me at the banquet table, sometimes real candies came across. However, we will listen further.


If she uses the following turns of speech in a conversation:

“Wait, do not interrupt,” “Well, this is your individual opinion,” “Are you engaged? So you do nothing!” “The most unpleasant thing is when they want to remake me”; “I hate being late for at least 10 minutes,” “Why do not you want to do business again?” If she starts the phrase very often with the words “unfortunately …” or when she’s just often mimicking. A woman simply does not have to say the phrase: “A man should not come on a date with empty hands.” This is so implied, but she simply should not say it. In all cases, she is a fool.


This is my own point: too much praises the West and curses Russia; dreams of dumping from here at the first opportunity. Pushkin wrote: “Like any educated person, I certainly despise Russia, but I do not like it when a foreigner shares this opinion.” In itself, the desire to live well is a thing, probably innocent enough. But so, in a normal way, the need to leave because of earnings should speak with a heavy sigh: they say, what can you do, if you can not find a suitable job here … The West has its own very serious shortcomings, and if she does not understand this, then her parents should explain it to her. In the first case she is a fool; secondly, she is from a bad family, that is, a fool, burdened with bad heredity. So let him look for himself a fool.


It refers to the so-called “earthly” signs of the horoscope – Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus.

This is due to the fact that I myself am Aquarius, and I can not tolerate earthed and greedy maidens. Here and in fact there is a clear correlation – you can check. I do not like Lviv very much. Although among the other signs of the horoscope there are complete fools. God, where only they do not meet.


If she is seriously talking about the fact that the child can be raised without a father.

This means one of the two – or she has very strong latent feminist tendencies and a bad character (both women often go in the same “bundle”), and she senses that the normal husband still does not shine to her, and prepares himself in advance for the role of a single mother. Either she generally has problems with the worldview. Type of the roof has moved down, only while slightly. Clearly, in this case too, we will not find a common language with it.


She belongs to that nationality, which does not cause me sympathy.

Dumb, I, for one, do not like. But that’s not the point. Since “you only need to look for in your glade,” then it follows that the best relations can only develop with a girl of her nationality. I started an affair with a girl from the Caucasus. She was a miracle as good, sweet, and absolutely not spoiled – chaste, bashful, modest … She had a slender figure and a fantastically thin waist – you could almost close your fingers around almost effortlessly. Emotionality of her was such that from her kisses she even felt dizzy – she could not stand on her feet at all. How much she knew how to be gentle deserves a separate description. She knew how to kiss the male body so tenderly that Russian women did not stand nearby. They looked like cold herrings in comparison with her. It was a genuine revelation, something phenomenal, as if a butterfly sits on you. And I by that time had something to compare … For the second meeting, I only did that I envied Caucasian men – if they even had half of the girls so tender. By God, I would have married her! But the relationship fell apart after a week. She was fantastically bored with her. She looked at me with frozen admiring eyes and did not say a word. At them it, probably, it is not accepted. Here I sit and eat, and she asks to stand alone, does not even want to sit down. She did not offer the slightest resistance, just like plasticine. Her obedience was somehow strange, uncomplaining, as if she were a concubine in a harem. Here I found out for myself that a woman should have some opinion of herself – otherwise a man begins to lose his identity. Apparently, in the fight against women’s opinion and strengthen our spiritual strength. It was simply impossible to communicate with her-she could not pronounce at all what was on her mind (just in case of dissatisfaction she was silently sulking), and without that, no matter what, any tiny conflict, even the elementary misunderstanding, instantly becomes destructive for the relationship. We parted with a bang.


Once an abortion was made.

The point is originally mine. Abortion is murder. For example, the Chinese celebrate not the birthday, but the day of conception. In some astrological schools, the moment of conception is taken into account when drawing natal charts.Finally, the embryo considers a child who does not believe in historical Christianity at all. Tertullian wrote that “we are not allowed to kill a child neither before, nor after his birth.” I saw women who had an abortion. I saw their faces, I saw how their conscience torments – no matter how effectively they tried to justify themselves. No, it surrenders to me that already in the first days the embryo is still a man; and the fate of his own already exists. And parents are responsible for this fate. I’m afraid it will be psychologically difficult for me to look after the killer. Why did she have an abortion? Parents forced? – it was not necessary to obey. Why it was not protected? I would have swallowed some pills. And why her pepper was not protected? And why did she get involved with pepper, which is not protected? Still does not know how? It was necessary to wait. Or learn. There are a lot of ways – including absolutely reliable, though not so pleasant. Find, finally, another, honest guy. In short, in this case, abortion is a testament to the presence of the woman a whole bunch of big and small problems – weak-willedness, dependence on parents, indiscriminateness in peasants. Others did not have an abortion, but did this for some reason? All garbage, and our destiny entirely depends on ourselves. We always get only what we deserve – no more and no less. A woman still has to pay for this abortion several times – so, let me be the first such payment, and send her far, far away. A trifle, but nice. If the child was intoxicated, then what the heck did not give him the opportunity to exist? Was he guilty of something? Was it necessary to finish my studies? – but not at the expense of the same murder. Parents would sit. Yes, and so she needs to study something? The child needed life more. What about the “teardrop of a child”? Did not have money to feed? – would have found. It’s enough to throw a cry in the newspaper “from hands to hands”: they say that we desperately need children’s things, but there is no money! Do you know how much they would give ?! (A girl from the province has the opportunity to cover all posts with such advertisements). And the bed would be given, and diapers, and bottles, and a bath, and a bunch of clothes, and scales (I personally checked). The world is not without good people. Finally, the very fact that people resisted such temptation and decided to go in a narrow way, rather than “wide gates” would take note – guess who? – God … That God, in whom no one believes. Would help, regardless of this fact. He also did not have the opportunity to help. They did not believe … And, finally, the climate in the family, where people donated something and did not go to the murder, would be just wonderful. I can not prove it. I feel so, that’s all. For everything you need to pay something. But why did not his recipients pay for the pleasure, but his product? Is not this absurd? I know that you will accuse me of maximalism. But what, in fact, is the problem? Let this killer pick up someone who is not as rigorous as I am. A flag in their hands. They live, they wreathe wreaths …


She likes to sit in a restaurant, club or bar; does this very often.

Here, apparently, again have to explain. In my time, such things were not accepted, and so I can not understand what is better than walking, socializing, and in general the opportunity to just stay at home? What are there going for the girls? What kind of atmosphere? What is this bar typologically different from the usual inn of previous centuries? Decent people never went to a tavern; there always was always a rabble – first of all, the mob, who was doing its dark deeds there (often this is so now), and secondly, visiting merchants (whose mentality, by the way, was borrowed by the middle class both in our country and worldwide). The fact that a modern club or bar is significantly different in design and setting from an ancient tavern should not be embarrassed by the impartial observer – the differences here are only quantitative, but not qualitative. The spirit and essence remained the same. The tavern is the restaurant, even if it borrowed drinks, service and furniture from the West. From this, he did not become fundamentally different.By the way, what is the West? This is a society where wealth is in vogue, and not other human dignity. And what then is the difference in principle between girls from taverns from tavern girls? How do they get to them there? Culture distinguishes a person from an animal in the first place by the fact that a person must apply intellectual efforts in the struggle for his female; this latter succumbs to the male’s harassment after she was shown those cultural virtues that favorably distinguish this male from the rest of the population. Or, to put it more simply, a normal girl can succumb to a man in response to real courtship, real attitude and real feelings. All the rest – just tavern girls, focused on the fact that the surrounding peasants will only treat them. It’s your will, but it’s a stone age – to be given on the same day just for food. To me, a pervert, it would be humiliating to play in the same field with people who want to master a female for a trivial grub and trivial scabrous compliments. Anyway, I always carried the banner of my old-fashioned way, and tried to find an equally old-fashioned girl. It was necessary to find a pervert, interested in a real novel and present to himself. It is absolutely impossible to do this in a tavern. There is nothing strange in that every man wants to find himself a girl of his type, and in this sense I am no exception. Girls of my type do not visit the tavern, or there are very rare, under the bad influence of girlfriends (as a rule, friends do not exert any other influence). Why did I choose the phone as a way of acquaintance. And you know – oddly enough, now you can find a girl decisively for every taste – it would be only a real desire to meet. The catcher and the beast flee. Old-fashioned, by the way, a dime a dozen. Interesting, beautiful and old-fashioned. Than Mother Russia is unique. And calculate this old-fashionedness on the phone is not difficult (and thus cut off unnecessary, unsuitable candidates). It is enough to ask – “and which bar in Moscow do you like the most?” Accepting this question for the normal course of the conversation and not feeling any trick, most of the callers answered me which one. Then I cried with my heart and said: “It’s strange, but I often go there too, why did not I see you there?” And how often do you go there? ” Lady, enthusiastic conversation and the prospect of a new acquaintance for some reason it did not occur at all that in a telephone conversation the word “saw” was not entirely appropriate. Therefore, she cut the truth-womb: yes, they say, I happen every weekend.


She is a “party girl”, accustomed to spending most of her leisure time in the company.

This does not mean that the campaign consists of bitter drunkards and drug addicts. It can be her classmates, classmates, or “cool kids from the neighboring yard.” Once I happened to get acquainted with this. There was a feeling that she “sat down” on her campaign, as some “sit down” on the Internet. With her, it was normal to communicate only the first hour … Here the problem is that a constant stay in the campaign leads to emasculation of the female soul (male, perhaps, too, but I do not presume to affirm this positively). It loses some depth. Depth is not in the sense that a man can explain in a few words the trinitarian theology, not at all. The depth that many peasants are looking for in women is the depth of feelings, depth in understanding other people, their attitude towards them, and most importantly in understanding (even, rather, sensation) of fate. In this sense, Tatyana Pushkin was always my ideal. Such depth for its formation inevitably needs some seclusion (which, by the way, was especially emphasized by Pushkin). Thus, if a girl (with some regret and not with pride) told me that she does not go anywhere almost anywhere, I was always inclined to view this as a plus rather than a minus. Especially considering that such people usually like older men, with the established system of values ​​and a substantial internal world.Well, besides, do not forget that, in fact, my list, and in terms of women, my taste was formed in the 80’s. On the other hand, if the girl only sits at home, reads poetry and classics, and in principle does not go anywhere, she will inevitably become a dreamer and, as a result, develop the idea of ​​an ideal man, and therefore an overestimated self-esteem (for women, as a rule, it is strictly interrelated things). Bring this ideal into harmony with reality and, furthermore, to seize the soul of such a girl is not just difficult, but extremely difficult. To do this, you need to have at least a good education, a brilliant sense of humor and good creative abilities. So from time to time – at least once in a couple of months – a normal girl in some companies should be. However, I spoke here about the last resort.


A dog at home, which she herself brought.

This is also my own point; you probably will not do. I’ll try, however, to explain myself. First, she (the lady), most likely in need of increased protection. Psychologists would call this “an increased level of anxiety.” From this, in turn, it follows that she has almost certainly an unbalanced psyche. But even this is not the main thing. From the point of view of the external observer, the dogs are an extremely strange people. For example, a dogman can not go out and walk wherever he likes. If there are other dogs in the field of vision, then he must necessarily approach them; he must now praise their dogs. In this environment it is customary to talk about dogs only – about stopping tails and ears, canine diet, canine diseases; all other topics are venerated here in a bad tone. The souls of these people, all their thoughts are completely absorbed in their beast: they think about it and they say all their time, even being with a loved one and even at work. For some reason, they do not say “fu”, when a black monster with a wheezing-heavy breath rushes rushing at you in the evening mist, and exactly when you are walking with a girl. Here the poor woman has already petrified all of fear. The triumphant monster completes the sinful running around you; with confusion of soul and horror, you look at those cold eyes that hate you, in the depths of which the terrible fire is shimmering; on mighty crooked paws with unfeeling dirty claws, on a gaping mouth with huge fangs, exuding a dull mucus and an intolerable stench. Everything within you collapsed; all your life in the blink of an eye before the sight now swept; the already timid breathing almost stopped; only the quiet words of Christ’s prayer soundlessly fly from your dead lips. The girl is no longer breathing – weak forces seemed to have completely abandoned her … And then suddenly, through an incomprehensible noise, knocking in your ears with a hammer, the happy voice of the mistress comes: “Do not be afraid, he will not touch! He is kind!” And somehow always happy, and somehow always mistresses! But the girl was already frightened, and it’s strange that no one wants and will not be responsible for her shock. And I always ask in such cases: “Does your dog not know the” fu “command? Or do not you know it? Or can you teach?” And I see clean and honest eyes, and I hear in reply: “But I know that he will not bite!” For some reason, the dogman never even thinks that a girl might not know this. Well, is not it wonderful? Where is his head and is it exactly? Disregarding this point neglecting and contacting the dog-owner (she sent the dog to her mother, incidentally), I had to offer her five times a day more to tell me about her dog. And how to visit the house of such a girl? And how to endure her affection, when this shaggy creature puts its nasty paws on your new trousers ?! And, most importantly – where is it from, this affection? In addition, the relationship with such a girl can be maintained and technically difficult – with her, even in the evening you will not take a walk. After all, she’s about to go home – every night you need to walk a dog, you see.And you would have seen with what arrogant air a young doggie walks around in the dead of night, being sure that no one will bother her now. How much in the figure of her lackey complacency! (female complacency, as a rule, always looks very much) No, you just take a look! Many authors argue that we inevitably acquire the traits of those animals with which we live (I, of course, always had cats). It is curious that dog owners seriously believe that the animal truly loves them and selflessly protects them – although the science since the time of Pavlov’s dog is well aware that a beast devoid of the second signal system can only guard a favorable place for him personally in the pack that provides it with food. And in general the impression is created that the image of a dog occupies in the soul of the owner that mental “premise”, which was initially reserved for religion. Taking into account all the above, but especially the last point, one must make a rigorous conclusion that the possession of a dog with inevitability leads to a slow form of psychosis. And what – we, healthy people, should now contact the sick? But their dogs !!! These disgustingly noisy creatures with a wet, smelly mouth and dirty paws!


She is a church Orthodox

– regularly visits the church, reads all the prayers prescribed by the church charter, observes fasts, has a confessor. Here we are faced with a lot of inconvenience. First, she will demand to present you to her confessor – so that he, so to speak, approved the candidacy. To tie with such a novel definitely will not work – unlike the normal girls of the novel they do not understand and recognize only the trivial matchmaking, smoothly turning into a pious family life. It will immediately try to get you to church (the desire to embrace everyone and everyone – a characteristic sign of the desire for self-affirmation, or, in other words, an unequivocal proof of the weakness of faith, but for some reason the Orthodox do not know about it). She will trouble you about visiting the temple. Now you will find out about that layer of world women’s industry, about which, no one can, without me, write. God forbid you to experience this when your wife does not listen first of all to you, but his spiritual father (or teacher, or whatever they call this sect). I went through this personally, and made an interesting conclusion. A woman who listens first of all to her confessor, in fact, simply uses it as a screen to cover her own self-will. She does not want to do anything, what her husband tells her, but she has another, alternative authority. And now she begins to take her confessor by the sea – they say, father, I just can not do what my husband tells me, that’s all. The confessor, fearing that the parishioner will be “tempted” (that is, in general, will become angry with his inflexibility and completely cease to go to church), finally blesses her with everything she asks for … The spectacle, as the women turn by priests, and unconsciously for these the latter, produces the strongest impression on the external observer; Of course, in order to track down the whole vicious mechanism, you need to plunge deeply into the pious Christian life, and then from there you will also come up again. But still the most vulgar is the triumphant physiognomy of a woman (the Baba triumph always for some reason looks very much), when she boldly and resolutely sends you now nafig, referring to the will of her confessor. In the future, in all disputable situations, she immediately promises to ask him first. Here the muzhik begins to feel himself no one, and the confessor – to all. The spiritual master still does not understand what turns out to be a pawn in a dirty Baba game (a Bab game, as a rule, always dirty). Women in general spiritual mentors should not have. Her most important mentor should be her husband. So, in occasion of our nun: necessarily it is necessary povysprosit, whether there is at it or her the confessor? Maybe she goes to church solely for the campaign with her mom or girlfriend (whatever you say, women often do that).If you marry such, then you will never find a common language in terms of raising children. Then you will hear the complete nonsense – such as the best medicine for the disease – is the sacrament, and in general you need to receive the youngest babies so that “sins” do not germinate in them. For some reason, historical experience does not teach these people that how many previous generations they have not communicated their babies – sinfulness has not been eradicated. So, the methodology was wrong, and it was necessary to modify something. For example, change the letter to perfume. However, before the children in my case did not reach. All the Orthodox began the conversation with the same question: was I in a married marriage? Of course, I replied that yes, and not in one, but in four. On a puzzled question – how is this possible? – replied that this is because by nature I’m heterosexual and at the same time I am the lover of an influential bishop. Here, as a rule, I began to feel like Gogol’s Nozdryov, and like him, he began to “bear such a nonsense, which not only had no semblance of truth, but even just nothing had a likeness.” As a rule, here future mothers hung up. Usually it is extremely difficult to even communicate with such an aunt – her consciousness is completely filled with a specific porridge, consisting of fragments of theological and philosophical ideas, individual phrases heard by her from the confessor, and most importantly – from what the women said in the temple she visited ( Chekhov was dying over this female wince – “one woman said”). All this is leavened on the folk traditions and the prejudices coming from the Byzantine era, proudly presented by the Christian community in the form of “Sacred Tradition”. We are to hear that all the heterodox are heretics, doomed to hell fire, because in their stiffness they are not willing to adhere to the true faith. The most touching in all this is that we will not see the true following of the commandments of Christ here. Nobody is going to give the second shirt to the poor. Quite the contrary. If, for example, the Orthodox mother has three children, then she just needs a car in the family – to drive the kids on Sunday to the service. It also happens that in the name of their comfort the Orthodox begin to rip off the poor and the last shirt (as, for example, my “former”). It is easy to see that these kind people choose from their creed what they prefer to do, namely, rituals, which do not oblige anyone and do not commit anything, and do not detract from personal welfare at all. At the same time, it is claimed that the grace of God (it, indeed, actually exists) gradually, by evolutionary means, by itself and without any willful effort on the part of the individual “will overcome the rank of his fallen nature.” It’s enough just to observe the rituals. In other words, this crafty worldview uses one of the highest beliefs in world history (perhaps the highest) just as a screen for covering up its universal desire for a prosperous life. It is absolutely impossible to fight this exquisite form of crookedness and hidden pride. Against us, the entire two-thousand-year-old mahin of the Christian history of mankind – which, however, the Christian one has never been, and will not even be, (in fact, not in name) stands now. So, in the quagmire of all these frills, we are forced to flounder, screwing up a romance with an Orthodox girl. In this criticism, everything stated in principle is not affected – their (orthodox) kingdom is not of this world, and since we do not begin to blindly perform rituals, like them, we can not comprehend all the doctrinal heights laid down by our fallen minds – that one of the Christian authors claimed that our soul is essentially a Christian (which, by the way, implies that we, “outward people” and so on, can separate the grain from the tares). Or, formulating more straightforwardly, we are nobody, people of the second kind. So we return to the point where we get acquainted with the sectarian. However, there is no rule without exceptions.Once a girl called me (18/158/55, Cancer, a stunned voice, studying in a medical school, loves older men). From the first second of communication, we felt that we were created for each other. Understanding, empathy – were just super. Next was almost an hour of real bliss for the mind and heart. We all resembled each other. And then suddenly she said that it was Orthodox. Type, has a confessor, goes to the temple. I moaned loudly. She was surprised – what’s the matter? Answered her that our relationship is still impossible. A real union can be based only on full mutual understanding, and I am engaged in life by what the Orthodox will never accept. “With what?” she asked. Then I told him, knowing in advance that she would answer (all Orthodox say this to me decisively). That’s what she said. And she added in a sad voice: “I’m sorry, but I can not talk to you anymore” (the church charter forbids them even to eat lunch with people like me). On that and parted.

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