Many people like to complain that there is no work for them. As a result, there is not enough money for drinking. But you want to get settled in a normal place, where you do not have to do anything, and get the money on time. Going to heavy physical labor, which, as you know, and made a monkey man, not everyone agrees. Who will volunteer to work as a janitor? You can not sleep there until dinner.
So the young generation dreams of finding a job as an official, sitting in a separate office, leading a free life, visiting entertainment sites on the Internet. Meanwhile, there are some works that you can do to become a true master, singling out millions of gray people. It is enough to master some strange profession and now journalists write about you in the newspapers.
Cleaner of vomit.
22 year old ochkarik Rhys Owen works in the amusement park Thorpe. It is the duty of this Englishman to clean that vomit that unduly impressionable holidaymakers leave under the roller coaster. Asphalt under these attractions often has traces of undigested lunches and breakfasts. Although this work is repugnant for many, the guy likes it. First of all – a good salary, because very few people agree to perform such duties. Yes, and on weekends or lunch you can go for free on numerous carousels or park attractions. Someone – a disgusting job, but for someone – a pleasant pastime.
Does someone have to armpits while checking the effect of deodorants? In Germany there is such an official profession. Frau is engaged in this, preparing the products of leading brands for the subsequent hit on the store shelves. It’s disgusting? But such professions are needed. At the same time such work is only suitable for non-smokers of ladies at the age of their nose is better at smelling the smells.
The shit fighter.
When we go on the train, no remorse arises from the emissions of human waste to the rails. In the sea or the ocean to go to the toilet on the water and difficult, and embarrassing. Usually tourist liners are equipped with large, capacious tanks to collect feces there. But to transport such cargo from one continent to another there is no sense, after all, so you can transfer and any infection or a virus. On the channel “Discovery” once told about one interesting ship profession – employee of the crematorium of shit. These sailors serve special vehicles. In them, people’s waste is burned to ashes. No germs or unpleasant odors. The machine itself can start to smell bad. This means its breakdown and the need for maintenance. Taster of canine and feline feed.
Unfortunately, our pets can not tell what kind of taste their delicacies have. One of those who is engaged in tasting food for animals is Simon Elisson. Testing of canine and feline delicacies is very pleasant to him, besides it also brings income. It is from the opinion of Simon depends – whether the food will get to the market or not. Alisson even has his own favorite dish – a snack for cats with vegetables and chicken. At the same time, only ecologically clean food is used – no narcotic additives or expired products.
You can recall how Mayakovsky said: “Dear comrades, descendants! Rummaging in today’s petrified g …., our days studying the dark, you probably think of me … “. Of course. To study the remains of ancient civilizations is a very romantic occupation. But it is not possible to solve mysterious letters in distant countries by far not all. But on the basis of studying the petrified heaps of shit of our ancestors, one can learn a lot of things about those times. It is excrement that can tell us today how our ancestors ate, how clean then was nature. If in the shit there are remains of Acanthocephala, the archaeologist-pathoecologist will come to the conclusion that the ancient man was eating insects.If there are leftovers of round worms, then the host of feces ate a lot of meat at one time.
The folk rule does not encourage whistlers, warning them of a possible lack of money. But some people pay their whistles. Such, for example, is Steve Herbst. He repeatedly won prizes at world championships in artistic whistling. As a child, Steve’s parents often took him on a visit, so that the boy entertained his friends with trills or even useful acquaintances. Today, Herbst speaks on television, he was at Carnegie Hall. Steve, an employee of an advertising firm, can go to the streets of Manhattan, showing off his talent. It can easily be noticed by the crowd of onlookers who are going to listen in such an unusual performance of Mozart or Liszt. And who can prevent the whistler from entertaining others and enjoying their gift? Drawer of ski runs.
A good illustrator will always find a job. Ability and love for painting are in demand in different areas. James Nijusus from childhood loved pictures with landscapes. He was especially interested in ski resorts. Today he is already drawing the tracks for them. It costs James to receive an order, as he personally flies into place and photographs there hills and mountains from a helicopter. Then he starts working with topographic maps, creating an impressive infographics. A special love for Nijus was New Zealand. There are not so many trees there, as, say, in the Carpathians. So do not waste precious time on their rendering.
Diver for golf balls.
Usually, important and wealthy rich people are engaged in golf. Hardly they will climb into the creek or the lake behind the ball that hit it. Why should they drench their precious legs and hands, if there are specially trained employees? Divers for golf balls not only help rich mazilam, they are also moonlighting by selling used tools for this game. And this income can become the main one. Each ball raised from the bottom is valued at 6 cents, and the annual income from the sale of accessories can be up to 100 thousand dollars!
Sleeping at work is everyone’s dream. There are those who do it. But if the chief finds them in such a state, they will have to look for a new job. But there are also such employees who even receive money for their daytime sleep. We are talking about participants in scientific research on the process of sleep. This state of affairs is normal. Another way to earn a dream is in the New York Museum of Modern Art. There are even full-time positions for young women who come here to work. In the temple of the muses these co-workers drink sleeping pills and sleep under the blanket. And they work – an exhibition exhibit. Such a work of contemporary art can simply be called “This is Kate.”
Collectors of worms.
These people go to work late at night. On their heads are miner’s helmets with flashlights, and banks are tied to their hands. But they should not be afraid, because their campaign is worms. Workers find damp places, which are simply teeming with wriggling earth creatures. Worms can become a good source of income, because a bank with quality creatures can cost up to $ 18. This strange work can also become quite dangerous. After all, the collectors of worms constantly howl among themselves for spheres of influence, as homeless people are fighting for empty bottles. In 1993, in Canada, a team of competitors even unleashed a fight with the help of reinforcement. The scuffle resulted in the arson of the minibus. It’s funny, but vertebrates broke each other’s ridges because of invertebrates. This is the grin of life.
Writer texts for happy cookies.
An employee with such a profession is called Donald Lau, he is the vice president of Wonton Food, in Long Island. Mr. Lau is constantly in search of inspiration for his work.So, having passed in the stinking underground, the writer will note to himself: “Beware of fragrances of unknown origin”. Company Donald is the largest producer of happy pechenyushek in the US. When children find a note among the placers of confectionery, this is the work of the hands and heads of Lau.
Quality controller for dice.
The results of the game can be distorted even because of the smallest imperfection of the dice. As a result, fortune will come to someone who does not deserve it. That’s why there is a quality inspector. They carefully examine all the cubes for the presence of physical or geometric defects on them. People of this profession are not at all rare, they are always in demand by large producers.
Milker of poisonous snakes.
Snake venom should not be feared. After all, it is not only a powerful and dangerous remedy for bite victims, but also a useful medicine. The poison goes to the development of antidotes, and is also used in the therapy of malignant tumors. But how to take the poison from a snake without harm to health? For this, there are special milkers or milkmaids. They pull a thin membrane on a glass, forcing a hungry snake to bite it. To do this, the milkers press on the poison glands and collect the isolated liquid into the container. Another way, however, is not so humane – “tickle” the cheeks of the snake with a slight electric current. Although such a profession is risky, they pay well for it.
Each of us has our own dreams. The inconspicuous manager dreams of becoming a world celebrity, at least a day. A businessman, surrounded by bodyguards, dreams of single-handedly managing a multi-ton team. The psychiatrist dreams, that to it on the confession the uninvolved charming woman has come … There are people who make dreams a reality! In one Chicago company, customers can get what they were afraid to imagine. You just have to come to the office and talk about the dream. Traders dreams will be able to realize it, for a rather large sum. The simplest order will cost 150 thousand dollars here.
How to select individuals of large animals for their further breeding is understandable. But how is the selection of ants for their farms. It turns out that this issue is handled by a special employee. He searches for the best specimens in the anthill, which are selected for further breeding under artificial conditions.
See the picture of the killing of animals in a slaughterhouse – not for the faint-hearted. But someone works in this place. In the slaughterhouse, there is a man whose duty is to put the head of the slaughtered animal on the table, split the skull and take out the brain. This mass is then sent to restaurants where delicacies are prepared. The caretaker after the fires.
This is a rather romantic, but boring specialty. It is necessary to sit at the very top of a high tower and watch if there is a fire somewhere nearby. This profession is in demand in one of the national parks of America.
The guardian of the queen.
It is not always possible to keep a sufficient order for life in a bee swarm. People of this profession are watching that the queen of the bee family was safe and intact, and also received the food she needed to continue the genus. Egg breaker.
It’s easy to break eggs, but do it all day long? People of this profession put chicken eggs in a special machine. It separates the proteins from the yolks. Chicken Floor Detector.
As soon as the chickens perform 1 day, they undergo a procedure for determining their sex. This is important, because depending on the result, a program of content and nutrition will be assigned.
The wrinkle spreader.
In expensive shoe boutiques, everything is done for the convenience of customers. After people measure their shoes, special people straighten their wrinkles. The product thus always remains in perfect condition.In furniture stores, employees perform a similar job – they straighten the pillows. Employees are directly barraging through the shopping hall in search of crumpled sleeping suites.
Many people think that the representatives of this profession worked a long time ago. In fact, there are chimney sweeps today. In Southern California, such specialists are still in demand. But it is not so easy to become them – you have to pass a two-year training. But the hour of the chimney sweeps costs 20 dollars.
Smelling of eggs.
Many confectioneries are very sensitive about the freshness of their products. But how to identify the missing eggs? To do this, there are special workers – sniffing eggs. It is their responsibility to ensure that these missing products do not enter production.
The penguin turner.
This unusual profession exists in an unusual place – in Antarctica. The thing is that the penguin, falling on his back, can not rise independently. Usually this bird does not fall like that. After all, there is a tail, and the center of gravity is well located. But in the Antarctic near the airfields are very specific conditions – helicopters and airplanes are constantly flying. Here are the penguins and bully their heads, reacting to the sound in the sky. Many of them fall on their backs. Nature here does not help, but the situation can be corrected by turning the penguins. After each take-off or landing of an aircraft, he bypasses the vicinity of the aerodrome and lifts the poor penguins. This profession, of course, is very rare, but how good and unusual it is!