Murphy’s Laws on Misc.



Rationale for success according to Ebner-Eschenbach.

Standing hours twice a day show the right time, so in a few years you have every right to talk about a series of constant successes.

Jackson’s law of accessibility.

Once the idea becomes clear to everyone, it’s time to change it.


The Rule of Sparjon.

Never chew the pill that you are forced to swallow.

Poster of Rogers ignorance.

We are all ignorant, but in different areas.

Davis’s Law of Conformity.

If you were appointed a professor, then the worst thing is that sooner or later you become like him.

The law of Bellings’ difficulties.

Half of the difficulties are due to the fact that we too quickly say “yes” and not fast enough “no.”

The principle of choosing the goal Dali.

Do not be afraid of perfection, you will never reach it.

Refinement of Joubert to the Occam principle.

Of all the uselessness, choose the most necessary.

Evaluation of Duvernois phenomena.

Everything can be better, but everything can be worse, hence everything is fine.

The law of Fethridge (general law).

An event that must necessarily occur does not occur, especially if it is specifically observed.

Classification of objects by Baker.

All items can be classified into three categories:

1. those that do not work;

2. those that are broken;

3. and those that are lost.

Carter’s definition.

The scientific theory is nothing more than a suspicion, but with a university education.

Axiom of the Anonymous senior.

Science is a strict classification of what is today considered facts.

The axiom of the Anonymous medium.

Science is the creation of dilemmas by systematically destroying puzzles.

The axiom of Anonim the younger.

Science is the creation of that strange order in which our environment is filled with things much more skillful than ourselves.

The law of the two approaches of Forten.

Optimists invent the aircraft, pessimists – a parachute.

Гам Gampson’s law.

The probability of obtaining the desired result is inversely related to the strength of desire.


Consequences.

1. Free parking space is always on the opposite side of the street.

2. Grass, sown in specially fertilized soil, does not want to grow, and several seeds of the same grass, which have been lying about half a year in a pocket and accidentally caught in a crack on the asphalt, germinate superbly.

3. From a cigarette butt thrown out of the car window, a forest fire begins, while you need at least one and a half hours to kindle a fire in the fireplace, moreover with the help of gasoline, and the firewood is dry, like a desert on a sultry day.

The task of Fedotov’s manager.

The manager needs to do so that the subordinate is ashamed to work badly.



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